Josh Washington x fem!reader: NSFW Alphabet
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A/N: I haven't written anything in two months and I'm returning with pure smut. I had a 9 hour flight with no free WiFi so this is what came out of that. Can you tell I was feeling inspired? Can you? Long live writing smut in public. I fear nothing. You'll never cage a freak like me.
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Josh is pretty great at aftercare, but it depends on what role he took on
If he took on a more dominant role, he'll lay with you for a bit, make sure you're okay and massage any sore spots before deciding if you guys should shower or not. After getting cleaned up and settling down he likes to caress your hair and talk to you a bit, whether that be pillow talk or just whispering sweet nothings to you.
If he took on a more submissive role, he wants you to stay with him for a little while, be sweet to him and dote on him. Loves when you massage any hickeys you've left and play with his hair. He doesn't let himself be vulnerable very often, so he likes to soak it in when you do unabashedly take care of him.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On himself? He's not particularly focused on his appearance. Sure, he thinks he's a good looking guy, but he doesn't concern himself with any specific part of him. If he had to pick, he'd probably say either hands or mouth because of how can use them to please you.
On you? God what's not to love... I'd say the entire hip to thigh area is his favorite. Great places to grab on and leave hickeys and he likes checking you out in your jeans.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Josh is unexpectedly responsible about where he cums. On the one hand he lovessss to paint you with it. Your thighs and stomach are his favorite, though he's also a sucker for seeing it in your mouth and on your lips after you give him head. And hell- your tits look pretty great covered in his cum too. On the other hand, he's not trying to be a dad anytime soon, so if he's penetrating best believe he's not doing so without a condom. If that's the case he's definitely coming inside of you.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Loves the idea of a threesome. Whether that be cucking or Eiffel towering, he loves the idea of telling someone else how to please you or pleasing you while someone else watches. Wouldn't care if it's an M/F/M threesome or an M/F/F threesome. Hell, he'd be down for a foursome if it was another couple with you guys. He'd want it to be someone you both know though, so count Chris (and Ashley if you're going for that foursome) or Sam as good options (along with anyone else in the crew you're particularly close with). Bonus points if he gets to record it like he's a porno director.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Not as much as you'd think... Sure, he's absolutely been with a few girls before you, but he wasn't some massive slut. Most of his knowledge comes from study (watching different types of porn and looking things up). Sometimes he wants to know things for the love of the game. Sex fascinates him, there's so many options to keep things interesting, and he wants to try much of that out with you.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Ohoho now best believe he's got a few. He loves a bunch of variations of missionary, mainly the ones that call for a bit more flexibility (like putting your legs over his shoulders for example). Why? Because in his words "I've got the best seat in the house"
He also loves when you ride him, but specifically when you're both chest to chest. It's great because you're still in control, he still gets to be close to you and if need be he can just drag you up and down his dick himself. None of that reverse cowgirl shit- grab him by the chin and make him suck your tits, you're in control after all.
Then finally, he does occasionally enjoy taking you from behind. Whether that be against a wall, the kitchen counter or on a soft surface with your face pushed into the pillows, Josh enjoys how raw and animalistic these positions feel.
Bonus: fucking you from the side while you lay in bed
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He's pretty relaxed, not super serious but not jokey either. He likes when you're both having a good, easy time together without putting on a persona. He might tease you, but he stays on topic. Sometimes if it's been a while he'll be more serious, purely focused on the feeling of having you on him after missing you desperately for so long.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Hair isn't really something Josh concerns himself with very much on either of you. He keeps it tidy, for your sake and for his own sanity (though, speaking of sanity, he'll absolutely let it go neglected during rough periods). On you he really doesn't care either, but he prefers unshaven or just trimmed over no hair at all.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
This can really go anyway you want. He can be super sweet and doting or he can be rough but kiss it better afterwards. Call me delusional but I think he's kind of a romantic... even if it's rough, hard sex, Josh does like to feel connected to you during the moment, so he always tried to find some way to still make it romantic (holding your hand, caressing your skin, etc)
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Are you kidding me? He's not an addict, but if the mood hits him he's gonna do something about it, and the mood tends to hit him quite frequently. He does it less once he gets with you, not cause he's turned on less but because he'd just rather wait and have sex with you. If you're away from each other for a while though? Yeah he's jerking it like every other night while groaning your name to himself. Phone sex anyone?
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Oh god where to start... Josh lives by "try anything once", so whatever you're into: he's definitely up for trying. His favorite "kink" (is this a kink?) is homemade porn, he loves recording the two of you while you do it and being able to watch it back later. Some of his other kinks include: BDSM, mutual masturbation, cuckolding & roleplay (when paired with recording you)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
This is really whatever you prefer. If you're down to get risky, he's down to get risky, but your comfort is most important to him and if that means anywhere outside the bedroom is off limits then so be it. If you are a little adventurous though... the shower, a broom closet or any random bathroom at a party all seem like great options. The kitchen counter after everyone else has gone off to bed always looks far too appealing, and Josh fantasizes about doing it in the woods behind Blackhill cabin, against a tree in the nice morning sun.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Absolutely anything you do can be a turn on, but to name a few: wearing tight clothing, the way your hips sway, teasing him, matching his freak, the way your face expresses different emotions and shamelessly flirting with him in front of other people.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Josh is a "try everything once" kinda guy, but he always wants to make sure you're both safe. That means he won't have sex with you if he's having an episode and he won't do things that may lead to one (impact play for example is largely off the table). Sure, he doesn't mind getting down on a bad mental health day (in fact it makes him feel better sometimes), but when he's actively hallucinating or seriously out of it he won't do it. He also (obviously) won't do anything you're not both into, he likes to push limits, but he'd rather play it safe than risk hurting or seriously upsetting you.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Oh Josh is a SLUT for oral, both giving and receiving. He lovessss to eat you out, weather that be spreading your thighs apart with your back on the mattress or holding you down on him while you sit on his face, he loves to eat pussy. On the other hand he looses his mind when you give him head. He likes when he can boss you around a bit, hold your hair for you, move your head up and down on himself, fucking your throat (if you'll let him). That being said... tie his hands behind his back, hold his hips down and suck him off on your own accord, it'll be the hardest you've ever seen him cum.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Not into super quick thrusts. He's a man of technique. Think short, deep thrusts mixed with tactical long thrusts and that's Josh for you. At least, when he's pleasing you. When it comes to pleasing himself, he likes to set a steady pace, pulling out about halfway before sliding himself back in, not hard enough to hurt you but fast enough to feel thrilling.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He's not opposed: sometimes duty calls and there's a time limit to it. He likes the adrenaline and riskiness tied to it. Going back to what I said for location, this is when an unused bathroom or closet suddenly becomes the perfect place to fuck you. If your relationship isn't known to the rest of the gang, he finds sneaking off for a quickie while trying to be both quiet and discreet to be peak thrill chasing.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
I think I've inadvertently answered this in earlier letters but like I said, Josh likes risk and thrill. There's so many ways to have sex and honestly, whatever you're curious about, he's curious about too. You wanna do it somewhere you might get caught? Hell yeah baby let's do it! You wanna try bondage? Why not, who's tying up who?
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
This letter always confuses the fuck outta me istg. Josh can last quite a while. He's spent a lot of time edging himself to ensure he can please his lady properly (wouldn't wanna be a one minute man now would he?, and he won't say no to you overstimulating his cock with orgasms... so he lasts as long as you want him to.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Josh definitely owns a few sex toys. I mean, he's got the money to buy them, so why not? Things I think he'd own include: a cockring, handcuffs, remote controlled bullet vibe, vibrator & a ball gag. Most of these can be used on either you or him, whichever you prefer ;)
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Josh loves to tease, less so in an orgasm denial way and more in a getting you riled up way. He loves to tease you throughout the day, making suggestive comments or crude jokes. When you finally do get down to it he might just deny you what you want until you beg him for it ^_^. That being said, he won't cum until he's made you cum, he thinks it's lousy to do so.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Unless he absolutely has to be quiet, Josh lets you hear how he's feeling. He can be quite talkative during sex: saying how sexy you are, how good you feel, etc. He loves dirty talk. As for moaning, he's pretty controlled with just a few groans here and there, right until he's about to cum. That's when he really lets loose: grunting, moaning, whimpering, all of it comes out.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Josh is totally down for period sex. Besides the fact that it just has great benefits for you (it helps with cramping), he also thinks it's kinda hot. He gets to take care of you at arguably one of the most vulnerable times of the month, and it's sort of out there... it gives him an ego boost that you guys still do it even on your period.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Around 6,8 inches when hard, got a little bit of extra girth to him, but nothing painfully huge. Two or tree prominent veins, small curve to the right and a pinkish brown tip. (High key took inspo from this post without realizing so credits to @ramigasm the OG poster!)
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Have you heard his in game dialogue? Sex is always (at least passively) on his mind. He's kind of just learned to live with it, so he mimics your libido for the most part. That being said, he's always flirty with you and he definitely doesn't mind letting you know how badly he wants you.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
It takes Josh a while to fall asleep after sex. Not because he isn't tired or relaxed, but because he enjoys basking in the feeling of being with you too much to go to sleep immediately. He likes making sure you're both comfy, indulging in some pillow talk and then he'll go to sleep. If you're not up for pillow talk, he'll just watch you fall asleep while quietly tracing patterns on your skin. He sleeps best when he's close to you.
A/N: Y'all so I wrote this on the plane and didn't complete it yet but I put that draft into a word counter and tell me why it was TEN THOUSAND WORDS. WHAT. Then I found out that word counter was incorrect but can you IMAGINE if it had been lmao I still think this is my longest fic and it's fucking Josh Washington smut that I wrote on the plane. I'm high key not even that happy with it but I hope you all enjoyed ✌️🥹
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