#up for work

[kawaiiprincessworld]

So so tired...

[yougetme-closer]

4:36 am I am up for work, and I cannot yet distinguish syllables from my mumbling protest against my alarm. It sounds something like "Hmmfrfmhffrrm"

[a-girl-named-fran]

It's really early and I'm tired as all fucking get-out but I just had a thought whilst I was making toast. 

So. Toast is toasted bread. A toast is an act you use to announce or congratulate someone with. But in the time of breakfasting, you never hear someone say/or ask this yourself, "Yo, hey man, can I get a toast?" You want only one piece of toasted bread but we (at least I) never ask by saying 'a toast'. You always hear, "Yo, hey brah, can I get some toast?" Upon hearing this, if you are a true friend/waiter and agree to get this rad homie his toast, you ask to clarify the amount of toast he wishes to consume. He could mean one, he could mean two or more. You could never tell because he uses the plural infinitive 'some'. 

That's just really profound to me right now. 

[moosexwinchester]

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[cassiopia-josephine]

Wahhh

It’s four in the morning and my ankle hurts and basically everything else.

[inkmyskinpretty]

I think my boobs are shrinking D: not cool.

[isalltherage]

hello 6AM.