#toast problems

[cellocella]

Wearing half your toast in the form of a crumb blanket

[ihaveneverdonedrugs]

I really want to get a toaster. Because it just makes toast perfectly. It was made for making toast. But unlike toaster ovens, it can't make anything else. And I don't eat bread all that much. And when I eat bread I don't even make it toast all that much. But when I want toast I want it perfect.

Tooooaaaaast.

[fleegan]

Things I think but do not say aloud at work

"God dammit, you have been using the same toaster in the break room for 7 years and yet you manage to burn your god damn toast every god damn day of the year, god dammit."

[a-girl-named-fran]

It's really early and I'm tired as all fucking get-out but I just had a thought whilst I was making toast. 

So. Toast is toasted bread. A toast is an act you use to announce or congratulate someone with. But in the time of breakfasting, you never hear someone say/or ask this yourself, "Yo, hey man, can I get a toast?" You want only one piece of toasted bread but we (at least I) never ask by saying 'a toast'. You always hear, "Yo, hey brah, can I get some toast?" Upon hearing this, if you are a true friend/waiter and agree to get this rad homie his toast, you ask to clarify the amount of toast he wishes to consume. He could mean one, he could mean two or more. You could never tell because he uses the plural infinitive 'some'. 

That's just really profound to me right now. 

[mostghosttoast]

I need to start my next project but Bruce is sleeping on me and I'm 99% sure that waking him up would be illegal.

[mostghosttoast]

Goddammit I want to make so many Pokemon at the moment and I can't decide which to do.

Right now I am debating between - Chikorita, Phanpy, Litwick, Poochyena, or Skidoo. How about I leave it up to you guys. Who do you want to see next (doesn't necessarily have to be out of this list but these are who I have in mind atm)?

[kaz2y5221b]

no offense, but i make the best toast

[kaz2y5221b]

*gracefully frisbees burnt toast onto the lawn*