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[biperhart]

Henry: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case? Jasper: What? Henry: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved. Jasper: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

[biperhart]

Henry: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Jasper: You and me!

Henry: *tearing up* Ok.

[biperhart]

Charlotte: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Henry: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Jasper: I got distracted halfway through.

Ray: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

[biperhart]

Ray: Something’s off.

Henry: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Ray: No, but that’s funny.

[biperhart]

Jasper: *pulls back the curtain while Henry is showering*

Jasper: Hey did we- stop screaming it's me- did we run out of Cheerios?

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Henry: Your hand is on my leg.

Jasper: No, your hand's on my leg.

Henry: No, it really isnt.

Jasper: Classic "he said, she said"

Henry:

[biperhart]

Jasper: Do you like me?

Henry:

Jasper:

Henry: Uh... dare.

Jasper: .... We're not playi-

Henry: Shhhh

[biperhart]

Charlotte: When are you going to ask Henry to be your boyfriend?

Jasper: Well I got us on the kiss cam at a baseball game, and that's where I was gonna ask, but once we got on the scoreboard, I just went for the laugh and kissed the old guy next to me.

Ray: Anything's funny when you put an old man in it.

Piper: Except for the ground.