#uprisingunbroken

[neverendingpuzzlemurders]

uprisingunbroken replied to your post “DON’T SEND ME PISS SKELETONS.”

DON'T BE A PISS SKELETON THEN.

SPEAKING OF SKELETONS. LOOK AT THIS ANCIENT FuCK. RISING FROM HIS GRAVE ONCE MORE TO TERRORIZE THE MASSES.

I’M NOT A PISS SKELETON.

[gillfester]

BUT SOMETIMES TO GET A STEAK YOU MUST RIP AND TEAR. RIP AND TEAR IT OFF. HAA HAA. THEN SPRINKLE IT WITH SOME SHITTY MAGIC DUST AND CANDY FOR ADDED FLAVOUR. VIOLA. FRESH AND BLOODIED CANDY STEAK RIGHT FOR YOUR EATING!

You're either offering me steak or you're leaving

which is it?

[gillfester]

STEAKS ARE GREAT FOR MORNING AFTERNOON AND BREAKFAST

grea t. Excellent. peachy.

get out of my i nbo x

[gillfester]

WHAT uSE IS A LEG WHEN YOu HAVE PLANTS?

I don’t know what you were trying to achieve here but no.

[unanimouslyumbran]

DO YOu EVEN SPEAK THE TRuTH *BRO*?

ALMOST ALL THE TIME.

SEE WITH SO MANY TWOFACED ALTERNATES OF MINE RuNNING AROuND. AND THE STRANGE. MIGuIDED YEARNING TO BE MORE THAN JuST ANOTHER *uMBRAGE*. I HAVE TAKEN TO TELLING THE TRuTH MORE OFTEN THAN NOT.

YOu SHOuLD TRY IT SOMETIME. ITS VERY LIBERATING.

tumut

[unanimouslyumbran]

THE WONDERS OF *PHOTOSHOP*

I AM ASSuMING YOu ARE REFERRING TO THE SELFIE. AND WHILE ANY OTHER TIME YOu WOuLD PROBABLY BE CORRECT. I HAVE BEEN BENDING METAL. BREAKING BOuLDERS. AND RuNNING HAPHAZARDLY THROuGH THE DESERT FOR MONTHS ON END WITH NO BREAK. I DO NOT NEED THE MAGIC OF COMPuTERS. NOR DO I EVEN OWN PHOTOSHOP.

DO YOu EVEN *LIFT* BRO.

[pseudoumbrage]

uprisingunbroken liked your post:wreck my anUs.

yoU *woUld* like that.

[umbraandumbragedidit]

cherUb threesomes or cherUb fivesomes, which is better?