Okay, for starters, I want to put it out there that this is a story about the events of a CHRISTIAN sleep away camp, and I'm not here to force my religion down your throat so beware! ^ ^
So today my brother came home from his camp week. (We went to the dame camp, just different weeks since age differences) while he was yapping, he mentioned the skit his team made. Since there were multiple cabins for boys and girls, the schedules were cut up so everyone had something different each day. Anyway, the skit thing was just something fun that the cabin would make for the end of the week for an event called giggles and skits, where the Counselors and YSL's would do little plays for us and we'd watch the skits everyone made. For my week, we all made skits based of the life's of the person our cabin was named after.
Apparently my brother did not have the same agenda for his week.
His cabin had a skit were most of them were ponies, and one of his friends played as fucking JOHN PORK 💀 and tried to lure the ponies or something. Then the ponies conspired and ganged up and pied him (yes, slammed pies in his face) then there was a message about trusting wisdom rather then lures, and in this case it was John Pork. Then apparently John Pork got redeemed by the blood of Jesus Christ and was saved. I don't get paid enough for ts 💔
Me trying to explain the John Pork lore ⬆