Some of the biggest tea on me is that I have 'Hillary Clinton' accent syndrome SO bad. I moved a whole bunch during my childhood and would get made fun of because of my accent so I'd adjust...one time at my ex's sister's wedding, his older uncle (a linguist) came up to me and was like "huh I can't tell if you're from [X western] state, [Y southern] State, or [Z northern] state?" Those are the three states where I've lived long-term...lived in Brooklyn for a bit and for a while there I was like "WAYAH'S THUH QUAHTAH?!" I visit my family and I start dropping consonants like crazy...I won an accent improv award thing at a festival randomly...if I weren't both ADHD and a fool I could be a spy...


















