#usablogging

[itsfortheplants]

Watching Alysa Liu do that lil kick to 🎶boots🎶 on repeat

[itsfortheplants]

Schrödinger’s Mitch McConnell

[itsfortheplants]

watching my people chant “we want waffles” in support of a team half of this country didn’t know we had until ~3 weeks ago is so American

[itsfortheplants]

no dude they’re feeding the troops crab legs 😩 dawg we are going to war expeditiously

[itsfortheplants]

My bad bro, I thought these truths were meant to be self evident

[itsfortheplants]

I don’t understand why Trump has to make his insecurities our problem like can we not with the fucking theater??? Doing everything but your damn job.

[cozycoffee]

Hey actually will someone come kidnap my country's president too