Feb 12, 2016
“so today I went to the dog shelter and I honestly don’t understand why I did it, I tried to adopt every single dog and almost got kicked out.”
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“so today I went to the dog shelter and I honestly don’t understand why I did it, I tried to adopt every single dog and almost got kicked out.”
Spencer paced around his room, over his bong, lighter in hand. “Alright, I’ll see if I can find a flight out, Letty. No promises though, alright? I love you, too. I’ll see you soon.”
“I’m not your type,” she said simply, hoping that would make them leave her alone. “Trust me.”
“I had missed Germany a lot, I missed my city, and I had missed oma und opa a lot as well, but then while I was there I missed the booze and the noise, and like maybe a few people. Four, max. Can’t be anywhere without missing somewhere. Wanderlust at its finest.”
"Everytime I walk through this house, all I see is bras in numerous colors and sizes. If I see another bra, I think I might have to surgically remove my eyes."
“I swear, it’s like in my absence, New York took a turn for the worst and became the walking definition of fashionably challenged in What Not To Wear. I thought it was established wearing fedoras with checkered ties not only makes you look ridiculous but like a teen Disney star reject out of their latest horrible comedy. What happened to Givenchy ? Ellie Saab ? Where’s the culture of the world gone ? Given, not any of you are an improvement with half the garbage bags I’ve seen you wearing but regardless; I’ve returned from champagne an caviar to you lot of catfish and graced you with my wonderful presence. Now, who wants to help bring my luggage up to my room ?”
I think I need to extend my absence from classes for another week. I’m fuckin’ exhausted and at this point all I want is to get drunk or nap, y’know? I haven’t slept in my own bed for like a week
"I’m a gentleman. Chivalry is what I do. I’ll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks. I’ll even go down first. But when it comes to Mario Kart, I draw the line. I’m sorry, but I just can’t let you beat me at Mario Kart."