#useless-pansexual

[jessiejjones]

this is a callout post

@heckle-freckle @useless-pansexual stop reblogging my shit and go tf to sleep

[blackdalek]

useless-pansexual replied to your post “im in my room watching tgbbo and scrolling tumblr, I can hear some...”

This sounds like A Fuckin Party™️

monday is my town anniversary and today is the first day of a long weekend. Just one more thing Festa do piao é tenso, todo ano mesma coisa, sempre tenso.

[yourevilqueen]

useless-pansexual said: How is that weird? I think it’s hella hot Awh, now you make me jealous, I want to taste you too 

Idk, I guess it’s unsual, and it made me feel weird because it turned me on on not sexual situations lol

You will taste me, just wait. I will let you taste me for as long as you want

[yourevilqueen]

4, 17, 24 and 25

Thank you, babe :*

4:Something that never fails to make you horny:Slow tongue kissing and (okay this one is weird) having my fingers sucked

17:Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]Yes. Tastes interesting and hot

24:Three spots that drive you insane:Neck, boobs and waist

25:Worst possible time to get horny:At school, because I can’t just excuse myself to go to the bathroom and deal with the problem every time (but I have done that once or twice)

[yourevilqueen]

1, 3, 11, 25, 28 and 35. Is that a lot? I think it's, sorry bae

Nah, I’ve got worse. Thank you, babe ;*

1: What would you name your future daughter?Since I live in shitty Brazil, probably Cecília or Alice, maybe Catarina. But I wish I could name my little girl Christine or Catherine, maybe Emma. Also, If I lived somewhere that could pronounce these names like I want them to, I’d name my daughter Arwen or Tauriel, maybe Luthien. I just love elvish names so much!

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?I’d blush enough to look like a tomato, probably squeal a bit, and tell you to stop lying to me

11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?Could I? Yeah. Will I? No fucking way. I enjoy it quite a lot

25: Do you use chap stick?Yeah, sometimes. Not very often tho

28: What is something you currently want right now?A warm bed, rain, free time to sleep in, my teddy bear and a certain girl to cuddle with me…

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?Yeah. So many it’s impossible to list. My life is made of stress

[yourevilqueen]

useless-pansexual

Okay, I will go and get you. And then you’ll be the one to come

[yourevilqueen]

useless-pansexual Oh fuck. Not for long, I'm sure. You're just too much, I won't be able to control myself Then come here and do it, I'm waiting for you (also my face is not cute ew) Today I was listening to him and was thinking about you, too (and I may have written your name inside a heart in the corner of my desk)

[yourevilqueen]

Questions yees 2, 4, 5, 20, 33

yasssssss

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?Sure, I’m 17. I’d date anyone from 16 to 25 right now

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?Yes, I do it all the time. I love smiling to people. I smile so much I am starting to get marks on my face from doing it

5. Can you commit to one person?Yes, quite easily

20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?Tests

33. Are you a jealous person?Yes, unfortunately. I am very insecure and paranoid, I always think people are going to leave me and they often do