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Happy Something-Time’s Day!

WE LOVE YOU!

*Phew* glad I finally got that off my chest. While we’re being so honest with each other, I got a few more things to say:

Episode 9 is stumping us. I dunno why! We have a buncha great ideas, the outline is done, BEN FRANKLIN IS BACK with some friends, including a NEW PRESIDENT (well, new to the show.) We've got stuff with Honey and Evil Al, and Jinglehammer Cult stuff, it's Tomorrow Day, and lots more fun silliness.

And yet, nothing. That's why we need you, dearest audio-holes, to write to us with what YOU want to "see" happen in Episode 9!

If we can make it work, we will! If not, we might just do it anyway! I'm expecting to see tons of comments to this!

Please send us your thoughts and suggestions here, on Facebook, or use the hashtags below for Twitter!

[Want a hint about the new President? He fits with this theme of honesty, but has trouble fitting most other places, that sweet giant 16]

Here’s a picture of our good friend Andy Daly, dressing up as his favorite Useless Majors character, to wish you all the best!

Thank you! -Jordan

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The BroadCast; A superlyabled look at pop culture and politics.

Today on The BroadCast, cohosts Broad Daylight as Ira Gl*** discuss Senator Kaufman's evil call to action, as well as his recent hospitalization. Later on in the program, Spaghetti the Clown will be on to discuss his controversial "Sliced Jesus" remarks at the Presidential debate.

The Useless Majors podcast is written, recorded, and edited in St. Louis, MO by Jordan Starcrash and Miles Jenks.

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Wearing a white coat is still close to my parents wishes of me being Premed right? #Uselessmajors #ayyy

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Episode 7.5 ‘Laundry Day of Reckoning’

https://soundcloud.com/useless-majors/episode7point5

Surprise release! 

Episode 7.5: 'Laundry Day of Reckoning' now available on Libsyn, iTunes, and Soundcloud! Please Rate and Review!

When Betty stumbles upon Kaufman's Evil plans in his pants pocket, will she put her chores on hold long enough to save us all from Evil? Or will she get her senile husband Randall to do it?

....I bet you can guess, but you won't know 'til ya listen, I reckon!

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There's no question about it! The Debate is here!

Featuring Joe Roe as President Jello Biafra and newcomer Jonathan Booker as Senator Kaufman! ....and those other usual jerks, too!

Available on iTunes, Stitcher and Libsyn! (Rate and Review!)

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TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE! Video footage of the cat Miles met outside rehearsal. (Her name is Barbie)

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Mid-season finale is written! Recording begins Tuesday! Prepare yourself for the epic, show and life-changing-ness of 'Episode 5.2:Turn and face The Heart Train (Choo Choo, Cliffhangers)', or 'Beginnings of an ERA'! This episode will change the World, and maybe even the SHOW, forever! And here is Thomas Duke, AKA The Villainous Alpha-Bat, and GTS as Podcat VJ The DJ.

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The Useless Majors Podcast is written, recorded, and edited in St. Louis, MO by Miles Jenks and Jordan Starcrash, and created by Jordan Starcrash. Starring Jonathan Kirner, Samuel Rupe-Smith, Jay Bonzano, Miles Jenks, and Jordan Starcrash. Guest starring Cara McHugh as Emily White. The day after the 26 Chambers' Business Conference of Evil, the fall-out is extraordinary; activists clog the parking lot at the Pebble Forest mall, protesting the threat of Evil in their community while praising Spaghetti the Clown for his role in creating the truce amongst Misters. But what of the truce? How safe are any of the Misters? Or Thomas Duke, AKA The Villainous Alpha-Bat? There is trouble a-brewin' in the rock-shelter as the Alpha-Bat tries unsuccessfully to reach Mr. M, only to have have a rude awakening when his father shows up to dole out punishments. Whuh-oh! Is everyone in danger?! Our heroes! Are they in danger? And how much? Do they even really understand anything that is happening? Probably not, there are more important things happening. Like Patrick has his first music gig in a long time tonight! David is being a real jerk to everyone while focusing his attention on some mystery girl! And Anne and Manny are stuck with its newest employee: BRE, or Best Robotic Employee. Needless to say (but I'll say it anyway) they better step their efforts up, or be BREplaced by machines! Bum Bum BUMMMMMMM!!! Like us on facebook at facebook.com/uselessmajors, and follow us on twitter @uselessmajors and on tumblr at uselessmajors.tumblr.com!