MAL-CODED CHARACTERS HALL OF FAME: #1. Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls)
You have nothing? I have NOTHING! I have no place to go! I can’t stay at Luke’s. I can’t stay in Stars Hallow. My mother is a whack job! I mean, you’re saying you’re this loser, and what, you don’t wanna take me off this terrific path I’m headed down right now? I’m not graduating high school! I don’t know what I’m gonna do with the rest of my life, but something’s telling me, I better find out soon, or I’m gonna be that guy out there on the boardwalk selling the hemp hats!











