immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: glenn. whenever glenn tries to tell anyone he doesn’t really like the music on the radio she brings this up and glenn stutters and blushes and drops the subject immediately.
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: maggie. she craves them throughout her entire pregnancy, and glenn burned the first few batches to a crisp but is a pro with his own special recipe by the time she’s halfway through her second trimester.
sends the other unsolicited nudes: maggie, to fluster glenn. whenever they go on double dates with rick and michonne, maggie and michonne always laugh together about how they both do this to their husbands, and glenn and rick commiserate together about how they struggle to hold it together in public.
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: glenn. he told this to maggie on their third date to impress her, but when maggie first meets his sisters they laugh and immediately tell maggie the truth and now maggie teases him about it incessantly.
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: glenn. his mom makes amazing cupcakes and bakeries remind him of her. whenever he’s missing his mom, maggie takes him to their favorite bakery for cupcakes.
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: maggie. again, something michonne does to rick, too. rick and glenn love the fact that their wives are best friends but realize that also means teasing and pranks at their expense, but they can’t be upset because they love them so much.
killed the guy (also, which hid the body): maggie killed the guy and hid the body, because glenn tried to help her and almost threw up.
wears the least clothing around the house: maggie, and glenn tends to just drop his jaw and stare at her and wonder how in the world he got so lucky.
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: maggie, but when glenn sees maggie get emotional he also gets emotional and they end up cuddling on the couch for an hour.
