Long chat I actually had (in a chatroom)
Ash Ketchum> no. i am not part of your world
Bitley> You have internet,right?
Serena> ASH
Clemont> Yo ash whats up
Bonnie> can you take care of my big brother, "Bitley"?
Clemont> Bonnie, I told you not to do that!!!
Bitley> Bruh we're not even from the same world
Bonnie> It was worth a shot...
Bitley> LOL
Bitley> You got shut down
Bob> Wait what? I just joined
Bonnie> I know but you got REKT
Bitley> GET OUT OF HERE BOB THIS ISN'T ROOM ONE
Bob> Okay...
Hau> WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
Bitley> Idk
Hau> I WANT A MASALADA NOWWWWWWWW
Bitley> You already had one
Hau> SURE
Serena> Calm down Hau
Serena> ASH I LOVE YOU
Bitley> AKA Dhishan. Jessica I called it
Ash Ketchum> O_O
Ash Ketchum> 0_0
Bitley> O_O > 0_0
Server Message> *Ash Ketchum has logged off to go die in a hole and rethink his life*
Bitley> Server message is drunk again
Server Message> *I AM NOT*
N> YO guys TEAM PLASMA IN DA HOUSE
Bitley> You only say "Chat room opened. Reading the message..."
Team Plasma> DIEEEE
Bitley> Nah I'm good
Team Plasma> SURE YOU SHALL DIE
Server Message> *Bitley has died*
Bitley> No I haven't
Server Message> IMPOSTER
Bitley> Server Message, you need to lay off the beers
Ash Ketchum> I know Server Message
Ash Ketchum> He's very nice
Ash Ketchum> And delicious
Bitley> He is nice, but he drinks too much
Ash Ketchum> He gets high and I get high
Ash Ketchum> *uploads picture of crosseyed Ash*
Bitley> Wait...when did Server Message become alive?
Bitley> Also LOL
Ash Ketchum> IT ASEXUALLY REPRODUCED OKAY
Bitley> LMAO
Server Message> is drunk
Bitley> Called it
Server Message> I am a man
Bitley> I know
Server Message> I LOVE YOU B'ITLEY
Server Message> BItLEY*
Server Message> BITLEY*
Bitley> You're too drunk and I'm 134
Server Message> DANG IT
Bitley> 13* lol
Server Message> CANT SPELL
Bitley> Seriously, 134 instead of 13. Wow Bit. Just wow.
Server Message> HAHAHAHA
Dhishan Kashyap> Whats going on here
Server Message> I'm actually Conway
Dhishan Kashyap> Whoops
Dhishan Kashyap> forgot to change my name
Server Message> NO WHOOPS
Bitley> Hey
Dhishan Kashyap> lmno
Server Message> LETS GO
Bitley> Are you Zia?
Server Message> FITE ME
Nate Gaver> I WILL FIGHT YOU
Bitley> (Dhish)
Nate Gaver> BRUH
Bitley> No.
Gary Oak> Ur such losers
Gary Oak> Come on girls, lets go
Marina Sanders> I know
Bitley> Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends
Marina Sanders> I am such a loser
Nathan Taylor> I am a loser too
Bitley> I'm telling Marina
Gary Oak's Cheerleaders> Gary, Gary he's our man, if he can't beat em no one can!
Nathan Taylor> no your not
Nathan Taylor> I am
Gary Oak's Cheerleaders> YES HE IS
Gary Oak's Cheerleaders> NOW DIE AND LEAVE OUR GARY ALONE
Bitley> NO
Gary Oak> THANK YOU GIRLS
Bitley> I will not die, I have a blog to run
Gary Oak's Cheerleaders> whoever bitley is, they're stupid
Bitley> iambitley.wordpress.com
Gary Oak> They were talking to whoever Nathan Taylor is
Bitley> YOUR STUPID
Gary Oak's Cheerleaders> Stop talking loser
Ask Ketchum> YES I AM