#userverse rp

[voyagerii]

I couldn't breath for a solid minute after this

[thebindingofdragonshy]

eggs incident finale

[Transcript // Maxwell: maxwell gets bored of watching the pancakes and is filled with way too much anger energy about the eggs okay- look- i can f--king crack eggs- just- maxwell leaves and grabs an eggs, tries to crack it on the bowl, but it's really more like he's trying to throw it at the bowl, andddd egg gets all over everyone and everything i. hate this. i f--king hate this. this is f--king h--l. Steven Boxleitner: covered in egg now ... try... not throwing it next time... // end transcript]

[voyagerii]

I'm gonna squeal

@thebindingofdragonshy

[thebindingofdragonshy]

continuation of the eggs incident

[Transcript // Maxwell: maxwell tries copying him but still slams way too hard and is just getting egg everywhere, eventually he stops because there is now egg all over his hand and he just settles for watching steven Steven Boxleitner: stop slamming the egg so hard- it is fragile you barely need to put any force into it- Maxwell: look i'm f--king trying but i can't be any gentler- Steven Boxleitner: what do you m e a n Resident of Larita's daycare: ((do the cute thing where you take the others hand and move the hand for them to show them- Steven Boxleitner: Wordgirl could crack an egg better at 6- and she has super strength- Maxwell: i just- shut up i am trying here- Steven Boxleitner: oh my god give me your hand- holds Maxwell's hands and puppets them around as he properly cracks an egg Maxwell: he's half paying attention and half being distracted because ~hand holding~ Steven Boxleitner: Okay, you try Maxwell: uh- uh yeah- maxwell tries again, and still fails this is h--l. Steven Boxleitner: Sighs we're out of eggs now Steven Boxleitner: ... Steven Boxleitner: oh shiT THE PANCAKES- Maxwell: oh- right- f--k- maxwell rushes back to the pancakes // End transcript]

[voyagerii]

The Indecisiveness Incident

[voyagerii]

Dies of Cute

[thebindingofdragonshy]

Userverse shenanigans

Transcript // From: Sleepy Bitch [[How in the actual fuck are you so bad at this [[It's a fucking egg From: Residents of Larita's daycare ((he just slams way too hard From: Sleepy Bitch [[Well stop From: Dr. Steven Boxleitner okay I- okay I'm going to have to teach you how to crack an egg- grabs the ENTIRE FUCKING container of eggs and brings it over and proceeds to start teaching Maxwell how to crack eggs WITHOUT exploding things From: Six of diamonds ((WAIT THE PANCAKES FUCK ((I FORGOR THE PANCAKES From: residents of Larita's daycare ((These two are about to spend so long cracking eggs that the pancakes catch on fire From: Six of diamonds ((DON'T WORRY I GAVE HIM ADHD IT'S IN CHARACTER // End transcript