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Me: "Oh my gawd, there's root-beer in the fridge!"

Mom: "I told you that! ...Weren't you the one who bought it last time you were here?"

Me: "No, I don't even buy this brand. But that's not important, what's important is that there is root-beer right here, right now."

Sabrajay: *curled up on couch*

ENDGAM3: *sit down on couch to eat dinner*

Sabrajay: ...*slowly tuck cold feet under ENDGAM3's thigh*

ENDGAM3: . . . . . .You, uh...you okay there?

Sabrajay: I'm just gonna...*tucks feet further*...get myself comfortable here...

ENDGAM3: You serious?

Sabrajay: If I make your leg cold, I'm not sorry.

*five minutes later*

ENDGAM3: *moved to use laptop*

Sabrajay: Can you...move over here and warm my feet again?

ENDGAM3: Oh my god, favourite...are you serious?

friends at school: HOW DID YOU MEET EVANNA LYNCH?

me( acting like its not a huge deal): you know in an elevator at leakycon

My boyfriend and I are perfect

Christian: there is no need to be upset, deer.

me: suck my dick.

Mom: Hey do you have a charger that is home that'd fit my phone?

Me: Yeah actually, theres one by my bed.

Mom: Okay thank you.

Me: k...

Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Me: Nothing..

Mom: Okay bye.

today.

me: "my hands are cold."

him: "i just farted."

#usual conversations