#usurpcr

[foreverascout]

horse 🫵

"Dead."

[erudianokabe]

dad. can i have a new ipad for christmas. and a car

"Of course, son. You can have that new ipad that you want." There was a pause, going back to the paper that he was reading previously. "However, we already have a car at home."

The car at home:

[hellsmother]

The sweetest thing

“That is the sweetest thing you have ever done for me.” Rowena looked at Crowley in amazement. Had he really just exploded her fiancé for her? The man had been about to ruin her. She smiled for a moment, before realizing she was covered in blood. Then, she slowly looked at the wall behind her, noting the blood. This would have to be cleaned up. “Now where did we have to go?” She asked. “It may be a bit before we can go anywhere.” She indicated pointing to the blood now caked all over her.

“I will need to clean up.” Slowly, she walked down the hallway. “I cannot believe the nerve of that man. Threatening to leave me, and doing a background check. Who does that?” She asked. “Seriously, trying to swindle me of all people.” She walked down the hallway into her bedroom, and walking towards her bureau. “Never in my life.” She began pulling out various articles of clothing. She was clearly frustrated with her now deceased fiancé. “I was ready to spend the rest of his life with him!“ @usurpcr

[thecommanderzoe]

*menacingly* commander 🫡

@usurpcr

"Hello you big baby!"

[wellfell]

❛ i'm not afraid of you. ❜

 what does a girl has against the boys ? well for the record , lack of false confidence and perhaps the blessing of the nature herself . akina had never once doubted that any man's rage could rival hers , until eren yeager stumbled into her peripheral that day years ago ; annie’s boot print on his chest , grumbling about an excuse before the blonde had punched him again . akina misses those days . though she doubts if she'd come all this way here again , and eren is right . she has nothing to scare a guy who had commanded a titan to attack as he pleased a few hours ago . akina couldn't set things right with this one , she'd answer him with a glare or an eye roll on most days and he simply made her nervous . she doesn't take his gaze off the staring contest they've put , wonders whose ice stare is thicker , his or hers ? she raises her brow beneath her neatly combed bangs , and hums . her tongue clicks behind her clenched teeth before she flashes him a small smile . ❛ don't make me send you to the medical wing again . eat , then give me your plate . ❜  to wash — her hands were irritatingly dry . and a soldier's duty didn't stretch to washing the dishes but all the maids have left to somewhere closer to the core of their walls . she crosses her arms and stands against his table , stares at the next spoon he picks up to eat . unwavering , almost creepy .

[erudianokabe]

dad dad dad dad dad i wanted a different color ipad

"Eren, you shouldn't be too picky." Well, it was Christmas. Surely the Warranty on that thing should still be in effect, right? Replace it with a different color.

"Go take your brother with you, I'm sure you can still exchange it for the one you want."

[foreverascout]

@usurpcr​ || Continued

“What do you mean? All I’ve heard for the past ten minutes is how no one wants to kiss you under the mistletoe” he grumbled, pushing his hair back, “Now I can get some peace”. There is no chance he was going to let Eren know he thought his lips were soft. 

[erudianokabe]

😂

God. The way that this is so accurate. I'm dying.