#utagau

[mysticskitten]

@utagau said: A quick burst through the door and Kane is in the shop, excitedly eyeing everything in sight.

A loud startled cat sound followed by a loud crash echoed from behind the front desk. Soon after a cat like man popped up, brushing off his shirt casually like he wasn’t caught off guard or sleeping on the job. 

❝ Hi there! Welcome! Would you happen to be the guy that ordered the questionable amount of Zigzagoon dick bones? ❞ He grinned with a cat like smile, sharp fangs hanging over his bottom lip. 

❝ If not, whatcha in the mood for? Something dead? Something cursed? Sacrificial knives that cry blood? I got it all! ❞

[mnstcrbnll-a]

@utagau​:

"Boss..."

“I’m not your boss. Or you drunk enough to forget that, too?

What do you want.”

[missingstarter]

@utagau​:

"You're kinda an ass too, ghostin' me!!!"

“You really need to understand what a one night stand is. Emphasis on one.”

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

@utagau but he wears his uniform for once

[windscattered]

@utagau​ sent:

"What's it mean when y'dream about falling from th'sky?" Kane asks as he leans back against the wall having approached Delano without any other words. "Am confused."

Delano just gives him a look. “Do I look like a... fuckin, brain doctor?”

[rocketzealot]

@utagau​ said: "I mean sure. If yer can prove yer good enough to top me!!"

“What the hell, man, I was jokin’... unless...”

[gnzma]

@utagau​ asked some sexy sunday hcs [ ACCEPTING ]

What are the requirements for your muse to sleep with someone?

[ are they hot? are they into more risky stuff? do they have Big Dom Energy at least in bed, even if they bottom or are generally gentle and shy? his partner must have at least 2.5 of these 3 requirements then he’s into it ]

Does your muse use protection? If so, what kind?

[ absolutely yes

he always carries a condom and will always wear it when he fucks someone, no matter what happens or what they say because he doesnt want to risk getting Something or accidentally leaving someone pregnant

HINT, Jax. ]

How does your muse respond to people making advances on them?

[ he’s generally okay with that, as long as their vibes are Good and they know he’s out to get some ass and/or a fuckbuddy rather than a meaningful relationship ]

What was your muse’s first sexual experience?

[ he was too young and it was incredibly awkward and kind of embarassing whenever he needs to talk about a first time worth being called like that, he instead focuses on the first time he had sex with a cute girl from malie in the back of a pokèmon center shortly after turning 18 ]

What is one sexual insecurity that your muse has?

[ ANSWERED HERE! ]

[eternallyrisen]

@utagau​ sent:

"Are we friends, Del?"

“Mm?”

Delano looked up at Kane, then crossed his arms in thought. It came as big of a surprise to Delano himself as well, to find that he did think of Kane as some sort of friend. Delano could never in a million years pinpoint when Kane managed to squirm his way under Delano’s defences, but here he was nonetheless.

“I guess so, yeah,” Delano finally said.