#utaiteism

[whiteconfession]

I'm bored so, can we have a sexy ranking of the infinite members please(Hoya included pls^^)?^^ INFINITE RANKING KING XD

Sexy? Oh shit. I’m going to be breaking some hearts and might surprise you!

Hoya. For the love of GOOOD. I have no shame in my *ahem* very platonic love for Hoya. He just knows how to make everything work? How to move? What to say? Like I actually get offended when he smirks? HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO MAKE ME FEEL THINGS

Myungsoo. There is no shame in this. Myungsoo doesn’t have to do anything. He was born with bedroom eyes and a sexy mumble. And just when he does move a tiny muscle it is into a smirk. What the fuuuuuck. 

Sunggyu. The reason he isn’t higher is because, in my opinion, Sunggyu tries. You shouldn’t try to be sexy. And I don’t think he has realised that yet. Sunggyu is way more charismatic and excudes *ahem* adult confidence doing absolutely nothing rather than posing as someone cooler. That could be while acting or on while singing. Although I do think if he lets go, especially while singing, that carefree aura is enchanting. 

Dongwoo is more of a combination. He has that same effortless aura Myungsoo has but he knows like Hoya. Of course he is the sunshine we all love but I have zero doubt he knows how to make anyone feel anything in their nether regions. He is just very provident with it. Like it’s something you need to discover. A secret extra something. It’s a hidden gem.

Woohyun. Although he doesn’t do much for me personally I know facts. He has an incredible body which he was able to gain a lot, and rightfully so. Boy, go get those fangirls! But I do think we haven’t seen 100% of him yet? I’m not saying I need some lawfully questionable material to determine but I think Woohyun has some things hidden away? Something like he realised during Be Mine he showed a lot and he toned it down a bit? Not to reveal everything, leave something up for the imagination. Good thinking.

Sungjong. We’re lucky we have seen him grow up otherwise we wouldn’t have believed it. He can be effortlessly like Myungsoo. And then he knows like Hoya? He knows what we want. And even though he goes over the top making airports his runway and shit. I can only applaud him? He is such a great showman tbh and just watching his adult ceremony alone. It was amazing. Think about Burlesque. People go for the sex but stay for the art. If he was born in a different environment I would have looooved to watch him on RuPaul’s drag race? What about him vogueing? Sungjong is all that. On the road to become sexy radiating human art.

Sungyeol. Who would have expected my bias at the bottom? In my very biased opinion I adore him for the person he is. Yes he is the owner of my favourite pair of shoulder is in the whole entire world. And yes I do still love him performing Sexy Back and it’s one of the best things that ever happened to me. But he doesn’t fit the average description of sexy. He is lanky, had fat in the wrong regions and to boost his confidence he started working out. I am glad it helped him because he does look a lot more confident which always gives a boost to sexiness. But I don’t think it’s a direct result. He also seems to struggle like Sunggyu that it doesn’t come that natural to him. But who knows? Maybe he has something hidden away very well. Something only reserved for special people

[infinite-drabblets]

I just want to ask you, if you are living in Japan or have been in Japan for a while? Because I really liked your scenario! It was so calming and nicely written. I'm really looking forward for the continuation^^. And I wonder how it would have turned out with Sunggyu as MC instead of Namu lol. *Yeah, me an my curiousity ~.~ again lol

Thank you for reading my fic and I’m glad you liked it :D I was aiming for a calm atmosphere, so I’m glad that came across. 

I’ve never lived/stayed for a long period in Japan, but I’ve visited a few times, and have always been interested in the country and in Japanese culture, so I had very specific images in my mind when I was writing it. 

Actually, this fic is the expansion of a drabble I had written (but never gotten round to publishing) after my encounter with a sushi counter staff who reminded me of Woohyun (!). I think that’s one of the reasons I personally find it difficult  to imagine Sunggyu as the main character for this particular fic (because I had written it specifically with Woohyun in mind). But also, because it is specifically set during the contract negotiation period, I don’t see Sunggyu suddenly leaving the country on a whim for an undetermined length of time (given his leadership role).

It’s fun though, imagining what Sunggyu would have done if he were there! I’d be curious to revisit this when I eventually finish this fic (I have to confess that while I know how it all ends in my mind, the middle bits are still a work in progress… haha). 

[ffuckgyu]

utaiteism replied to your photoset

thank you so much for the gifs like always XD and yes, Woohyun dumb as shit is easier to XD but the more the merrier? D

sorry if it looks a bit messy, it was getting late so I quickly made something ^^;;;; I can easily promise you that I’ll make more gifs of our namstar in the future tho :) the more the merrier indeed haha

[soooldout]

OK, Infinite ranking king time again^^ Let's say you need new clothes and want to take someone along for advise/opinion. How would you rank the infinite members ? (time to annoy my fav ppl)

oooh ok (including hoya in this because it’s really hard to exclude him in these TT)

1. Sungjong - fashion king, no explanation needed. The world is his runway and I would like to look half as good as him at least once in my life

2. Woohyun - also good fashion sense and I feel he would be a good advisor and also I just wanna go shopping with him

3. Hoya - comfy and reasonably priced outfits (from what I know) sometimes a bit too comfy tho but overall I do love his looks

4. Sungyeol/Myungsoo - I currently go for Myungsoo-all-black outfits anyway but he can pull off anything tbh…idk where to put him haha. Sungyeol I think has well put together outfits for the most part but not sure how well he would advise 

5. Dongwoo - hmmm. Only Dongwoo can pull off whatever messes he wears haha…not sure I’d want him as my fashion consultant since his style is totally not something I would wear or pull off

6. Sunggyu - let me be his fashion consultant instead. I have zero skills in the area but I can at least hope to convince him not to spend a million dollars on something that my 2 yr old nephew wouldnt wear in public (he has his good days I won’t deny, and I will bet he was helped on those days thank the lord) 

[jdw-juseyo]

OK, Infinite ranking king time again^^ Let's say you need new clothes and want to take someone along for advise/opinion. How would you rank the infinite members ?

Omg okay!

Sungjong - the boy knows fashion and style so well, and I also think he would be super honest with me about what he thinks suits me

Myungsoo - even though he always wears black, he also has a nice sense of style, so I would value his opinion

Sungyeol - he has the best taste in super cosy looking sweaters and jumpers?? Also great coats? And I think he would be nice to me as well

Woohyun - again, good taste in jumpers. But more likely to lie to make me feel better instead of being honest haha

Dongwoo - although he usually dresses well, when he dresses badly it’s really not good. Like honestly it’s like he grabbed whatever and didn’t care. I also think he would be too nice, and try to lie and say I look good in everything.

Sunggyu - no. His tastes are too expensive and weird. Sometimes he looks like trash and sometimes he looks incredible. I need consistency! 

I... didn’t include Hoya. But to add, I would probably put him around the same place as Sungyeol/Woohyun. ‘91 line all have nice style. 

[pitdae]

OK, Infinite ranking king time ^^ Let's say you need new clothes and want to take someone along for advise/opinion. How would you rank the infinite members ? (time to annoy my fav ppl)

Ranking King wow that takes me BACK :’)

Also you’re not annoying! No message ever annoys me~ they make me happy! (☆´3｀)

Personally, I’d say:

Sungjong - best fashion imo maknae on top

Sunggyu - he’s expensive af lmao rip wallet but I do like his style

Dongwoo - would probably pick out things I never would have picked out for myself! aka color

Hoya - comfy clothes but I like comfy; Sungyeol - i’d say his style is on the safe side?

Myungsoo - all he wears is black and I already own too much black lol; Woohyun - ok i find his fashion taste to be questionable at times LOL

[little-piece-of-woohyun]

Infinite ranking time (trying to bring positivity to our fandom): Which member would you bring along with, if you're confronted with two criminal shady looking guys? Rank from most to least ^^

Thanks!! I’m reaaalllyyyyy sorry for doing this so late 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 okay so being confronted by thugs….. Not a scene I often imagine but definitely have ((i have no shame guys))

1) Sunggyu - don’t ask me why but it just seems right for sunggyu to be first? i mean yeah he’s rational, maybe he could talk things out? And if he can’t, those pretty hands (his hands are pretty fight me if you dare) are good for fights too and I see him as good fighter for some reasons (?) (maybe it’s because of back era)

2) Myungsoo - boy’s got some meaannnn martial arts moves man. I mean like damn have you seen him fly? Okay no he can’t fly but yeah, I can imagine him scaring off them thugs with his martial arts skills (yeah can’t forget his jiu scream)

3) Woohyun - he’s not just a pretty boy mind you that. May seem harmless (what even idek too don’t ask) and will definitely catch the thugs off guard and kick their asses! Go woohyun! Prove to them size isn’t everything (gotta support the not-so-tall people squad)

4) Hoya - i have a feeling that when this boy is riled up (and i mean like reaaaalllyyyyy riled up) he can get real fiery and pumped and may legit give the thugs a broken jaw or rib (am i too angsty?) in his normal state, he’ll put up a good fight and yes still break bones

5) Sungyeol - I’m sorry but the first thing i thought of when I saw this was imagining sungyeol running around the thugs screaming and confusing the hell out of them and sneak us out safely (smh idek) but on a serious note, he can kick an ass or two but will definitely go with a safer route

6) Sungjong - this boy will not be seen as a threat by the thugs bcs god forbid he’s prettier than I am but once he shoots his words, things will get nasty guys… I’m scared by just imagining this bcs once sungjong opens his mouth, even hades has no control of tartarus.

7) Dongwoo - this man is an angel and will avoid fights and causing any injuries to people at all cost. I think I’ll be the one protecting him (jk I’m weak af) he’ll definitely talk things out with the thugs saying it’s a misunderstanding and all and if that doesn’t work, he’ll just opt for running away as fast as possible.