Unsolicited Duck Pics - a morning andreil AU
AU in which Neil's number gets shared by a disgruntled Raven fan on a hookup app. He keeps being asked to send dick pics.
He deletes them all until one mistypes and asks for a "duck pic".
Neil responds with a duck emoji 🦆
The stranger isn’t amused but Neil finds himself hilarious.
And of course, Neil is a troll by nature so obviously he starts sending ducks to Andrew.
Andrew frowns and replies: wtf.
Neil types: unsolicited duck pics or it didnt hapn
Andrew: that's not how this works
Neil: 🦆🦆🦆
Andrew: 🦆🔪🍽️
Neil: u wanna eat my duck
Andrew: ...
Andrew: always
Neil: c u next wknd?
Andrew: 🦆🦆🦆
And that is the story of how Andrew and Neil started sending each other ducks in order to get the other hot and bothered. The end.