#uzunon

[tomatodere-blog]

Fahrenheit 451.

Nonon [over phone]: Did you preheat the oven like I asked?

Sanageyama: Yup.

Nonon: To what temperature?

Sanageyama: 534°.

Nonon: That's the clock, you Northern Kanto monkey with bananas for brains!

Sanageyama:

Nonon: . . .

Sanageyama: 535°.

[kuragehymen]

i basically never post here anymore follow @noirmilk for my art now but anyway otps are forever, bitch

[promare]

tr ue but all i want is my otp having a nice casual date while intimidating a rough crowd for a lark

ah yes, nothing like some kids holding hands and switchblades at the same time

[promare]

Uzu and Nonon on a date at a Yakuza bar, they're having a great time although the bartender won't serve them drinks. They're given a wide berth since Nonon kicked in the bouncers teeth when he said they couldn't come in

i don’t even think she’d do that? they walk past the bouncer that said they were too young and just. ignore him. everyone gives them a wide margin bc they’re intimidating as hell.

also if they were aging along with the show they’d both have been legal to drink like, last year. my kids are like, 21 now ;;

[promare]

i was thinking latex opera gloves

you’re my (new?) favorite anon

[promare]

Uzunon, what would they be like taking care of each other when sick

nonon orders in and makes him drink water nonstop and wears a mask and latex gloves at all times (”you’re NOT making me sick”) but she’ll sit by him and put cool cloths on his head to help w fever. she’s not much of a caregiver but she’ll play music that he likes and awkwardly try and make sure he’s doing okay. also she lets him spoon her even though he’s a million degrees and sweaty. that’s love.

uzu goes all the way. bakes her favorite sweets, feeds her soup, always has a pot of tea on, makes sure she takes her meds and sets alarms, kisses her forehead to check how her fever’s doing. he ends up getting sick half the time because he keeps fussing. when she sleeps he lets her put her head in his lap and just strokes her hair until she drifts off. she would call him a sap but she enjoys the attention too much.

[promare]

Uzunon, who cooks?

uzu i’m p sure is canon good at cooking, so i say uzu. nonon’s not good at making anything that requires constant use of the stove (she walks away and forgets about it) but she’s probably not like, lethally bad. i just don’t see her as someone who’s ever had to feed herself (hello, rich spoiled heiress) so she mostly just lets uzu do the work for her

[promare]

Uzu. Nonon. Smanging

ideal though???

(you didn’t ask but the ideal situation is that uzu and nonon are smanging but uzu and ira are smanging also and ira and mako are smanging and shiro and houka are smanging and mako and ryuko are smanging and satsuki is queerplatonic with the entire student council, who are also qp with each other when they’re not literally straight up romo)