* @hairhorns.
HE DOES NOT LAND WITH A THUD so much as an emasculating whump, a very specific, very ugly, all - too - telling sound that somehow perfectly encapsulates every single unfortunate moment of his short life thus far. probably could have handled that impact a little better had he not been so desperate to hold onto his hat ; instinctively clutching it to a bed of golden hair as if it were his own heart flapping in the wind. you may think it ridiculous, but remember that he has not many material possessions in this world, especially none as beautiful and servingly iconic as one such piece of fashion.
and then there’s the matter of soil clogging his mouth, unattractively spilling from sputtering lips as he weakly peels himself from the flat earth. those various weeds may be doing a wonder of flossing away what’d been perceived to be his last breakfast in this realm, but it’s beginning to shift the situation into that of a rather comedic one, not at all befitting of a man who was on his way to death’s door not but five minutes ago. then again, every good thief ( or perhaps just those seasoned enough to the fact ) knows that sometimes life is just like that. there’s a fancy saying for such a sentiment in a sexy language he doesn’t fully understand.
even so, he thinks he’s earned the right to let eloquence graciously slip out the door here, amber gaze lifting like a shaken can to his savior of the hour : A DRAGON. well, a boy, really. a boy with hair like the rumored devil and the biggest, most invasive stare the little man has ever had the misfortune of being made victim to.
and that’s exactly where our story begins. there, and, after a brief intermission of scuttling backwards on all fours, again, with a very literate, very cultured :
❛ WHAT THE FUCK. ❜















