#v. iper

[ceocu]

@v--iper said: "Y'all have just ruined my entire day."

「 ❝Apologies, forgot you do not enjoy love nor people with bigger milkies.❞ 」

[ceocu]

@v--iper  said: “Were those fuckin’ words.”

「 ❝Do you not know pokémon?❞ 」

[ceocu]

@v--iper  said: “AH JUS’ WANTED SOME SPAGHETTI!”

「 False cowpoke has crossed territory, she shan't get the noodles with tomato sauce as long as this cock lives!

Run, blonde, run, for Sir Pantaloons comes to vanquish you!

Sir Pantaloons chases Ashe until finally, Wisp notices the happenings and grabs the aggressive rooster. And the rooster immediately calms down and chirps happily in the Master of Seeds arms.

❝There was a reason he was locked up at the barbecue. It's not smart to go on farm land that isn't yours without asking.❞ 」

[ceocu]

@v--iper  said: “You really think I could go to McDonald’s, Wisp?”

「 ❝Are you not capable of putting on a disguises? And are you only focused on one aspect of what I said? Make food yourself. Find someone capable of making food for you. Bribe a courier to deliver food. It's not just fast food as options.❞ 」

[ceocu]

@v--iper said: "I hate dimensions."

「 ❝As wild as some alternate dimensions can be, there is definitely one where you are drowning in monster bussy. Or one where you ARE the monster.❞ 」

[ceocu]

@v--iper  said: “I’m baby.”

「 ❝Babies get spaghetti. Go get Nana Wisp's spaghetti, baby.❞ 」

[ceocu]

@v--iper  said: “The Scottish are obviously the first ones to die in any situation.”

「 ❝I think you need to look at a history book. We literally yeet big ass logs for tradition. If anyone dies first in any situation, it'd be the English or Italians. The Swiss would just pay their way out of death.❞ 」

[ceocu]

@v--iper  said: “Damn, I wanna’ thieve with my ass.”

「 ❝Apparently mine could and I didn't even know. Maybe it can apply to ya.❞ 」