#v.beta

[sunderlance]

divinewiind

“Aww, what a cute little girl! You lost~?”

[sunderlance]

“Who wants to go on a panty raid with me?”

[sunderlance]

radios1lence

“Hey Steel! Let’s go pick up some girls!”

[sunderlance]

radios1lence

“Hey, old man! Are you lost? This isn’t a place for lost elders, you know.”

[sunderlance]

He had, in fact, been holed up in the bathroom this entire time, getting ready for the final stage of his prank.

Which was in fact, barging out the door with a garden hose in hand. He yells “HAHA JUICE!” at the top of his lungs...and then turns the hose on, and lets it loose.

It flies out of his hands due to the sudden stream of juice...and proceeds to spray juice everywhere, likely soaking everyone in the ghost house in the process.

Meanwhile, he breaks into a dash, going straight towards the front door.

[sunderlance]

Okay, he’s fucking sick of waiting for someone to finally try the faucets.

He hurries around the ghost house, turning every faucet on and...essentially flooding the place with juice.

[sunderlance]

in-comes-miracles

“What’s with the weird getup?”

[sunderlance]

“It’s awfully quiet here...let’s stir things up a little in the name of research! I pose this scenario and question to all my fellow Observers out of curiosity.”

“Imagine that it’s your very last loop, and there’s simply no way to achieve a perfect happy ending. Just to define that--a perfect happy ending would be a journey of zero casualties within your group of companions....”

“Now, you know that your companions are abut to die, and you also know that you have the power to change that. Additionally, you are aware of everything you must do, whatever they may be, to avert each death...However, you only get one chance, and you can only choose one of the fated deaths to avert. For the sake of this scenario, there are absolutely no ways to avert all of them.”

“My question is this: who do you save...and why?”