“ your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this friendship apart. ” (surprise Gojo in ur inbox)
"but why make such COMPLICATED handshakes in the first place--" he lets out a frustrated groan as he ATTEMPTED to practice the handshake once more. just because people had good memory and excelled at everything didn't mean they had to excel at literally EVERYTHING. "don't you think there are too many steps..? what if we cut out the last twenty and leave it at four steps.." he nodded as he spoke, trying to make it seem like it was only natural to DOWNSIZE the motions. "why are you making these more complicated than they need to be, do you think someone is going to pretend to be me.. because NO ONE would want to do that.. or should go through that."










