Too Much Paranoias
On Monday night, an opportunity presented itself to try out a bit of weirdness at a dungeon jam-packed of demos of things you have to order online or plunder a Home Depot to obtain yourself.
Strange metal pipe locks. You can encase a lady’s feet in styrofoam blocks.
Wrapping a man’s arm together in a cast and bolting it to the wall. By comparison, a demo with zipties isn’t too kinky at all.
Encasing a young woman in pantyhose, from her toes to her head. And, of course, a shop vac and two sheets of plastic make for a decent vac bed.
The overall demo seemed to be of the evil head of science - points to those who catch the reference and/or care - because you saw things like seeing someone’s feet and legs encased in a block of expanding foam, from which a saw was required to escape. What I found to be the most interesting - and obviously, the thing that was the most popular - was a vac bed made of pegboard and sheets of plastic. I got in and it tried sucking my arm - in a long-sleeve shirt - through one of the holes. There’s a small mark. It looks considerably less sexy than the latex models, but it’s arguably more durable and cheaper to fix when the ripping inevitably happens.
Also, it’s very cold. It doesn’t take much for me to complain about it being cold. If it’s not hot, it’s cold - that’s how cold works.
Absolutely no hypnosis. Sorry.