#vacancycomment

[starlitemanager]

jimmy, you know i don't ask for much so, consider this is a formal request for a cot to put in the back since i live here at the front desk now. thank you in advance.

Nadia, my dear, you know I can’t have you camping out here. Not only is it a labor violation, but it’s also very unhealthy to not have a fair work-life balance. I’m certain we’ll find a great applicant to help out at the front desk soon. The sign you put up may have dissuaded some people from dropping off a resume… Could we maybe call Craig and see about getting an ad on his list?

[starlitemanager]

event night for the motel idea: nadia and emery mud wrestling.

Alternatively: Nadia and Emery mediation session. Behind closed doors, that is. Maybe with a witness or two, maybe a bouncer. I’d really like to see them work things out.

[starlitemanager]

When is the Starlite going to host TedX conference? There are a lot of valuable skills under this roof.

You make a very good point there. We have a a rich variety of people at the Starlite and Shooting Star Grille, with an interesting array of skills and expertise. It would certainly be interesting to have some folks host their own little talks, like informational sessions. I’m not sure we have the space or resources for such a thing, but consider this added to my “To Investigate” list…

[starlitemanager]

Jimmy you gotta believe me when I say this -- MADELLE IS A ROBOT !!!

Go home, Keegan.

[starlitemanager]

can i your best woman at your wedding, jimmy? i'll also accept flower girl but lets be real here, no one would be a better best woman than me.

Nadia dear, I love your enthusiasm! But let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves, please. (Even if I do agree that you would be an excellent Best Woman.) I will update you when I have news to share. 

[starlitemanager]

If you could sleep with anyone in the motel who would it be and why?

Whoa, now hold your horses. I’m in a committed relationship. Even if I wasn’t, it’s hardly my place as motel manager to be answering this kind of question. My goodness.

[starlitemanager]

No worries, big J! I actually took the money from your wallet prior so all good.

You know I dislike garnishing employee wages, Keegan, but I’ll do it if the money’s not back in my wallet by the end of the day.

[starlitemanager]

Just wanted to let you know, sir, that your office toilet has be plunged! I even added a vanilla cupcake air freshener plug-in to uh -- make your bathroom time more pleasant. But for the love of everything holy please give the Indian food a break.

…………Thank you for your discretion, Keegan. The plug-in is a nice touch, but I hope I don’t find a reimbursement form on my desk for it later.