#vacantidentity

[monsteredboy]

          so maybe it’s a little unprofessional, but he goes ahead and takes out the bottle of tequila he’s been keeping under the counter at the end of the work day. besides, he already saw his last customer showing up out the window, and it’s not even a real customer.

“hey, jake. want some?”

[dutytorn]

@vacantidentity liked for a starter!

    ❛ it’s a small apartment -- just STAY out of my way. ❜

[dutytorn]

@vacantidentity & @flamereforged

   ❛ absolute NOT. he is not living with me. ❜

[calledwhiskey-blog]

@vacantidentity liked for a starter.

         ❛  you look like you could use a stiff drink and a twenty-year nap.  ❜

[winterrosxarchived]

sarah fortune.: [ jake voice ] every dweeb princess mercheeseasourus. (ง︡’-‘︠)ง: ( kat voice ) I will fite u sarah fortune.: [ jake voice ] in the streets, tiny, u wanna go??? princess mercheeseasourus. (ง︡’-‘︠)ง: ( kat voice ) i'll fuCK U UP

[luckdoubt]

i ship you with me and mockeye tbh

WHICH TUMBLR USER DO YOU SHIP ME WITH?

i mean like that’s a given tbh

[prodiitoris-blog]

              ╳  nachzehrerr  ╳  vacantidentity ╳  seriadux ╳

         ‘ you’re not serious, are you ? that is going to blow things up, y’know. ‘