Vaderpool isn't a ship, and I feel the desperate need to correct such a grievous oversight. I mean, just picture it.
Deadpool: *tugging teasingly at his mask* I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Vader, finding him utterly insufferable but secretly appreciating the fact that Deadpool thinks his puns are hilarious.
Deadpool, the first time Vader force-chokes him: oh yeah, daddy, do it harder.
I WANT TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN











