apollo had been sitting at the local cafe, their fifth chai latte steaming next to them with crumpled papers framing the cup. hands ruffled through messed hair, as the pen glided across bleached papers in a rush. “ i’m just SO stuck,” the brunette began, not directing the words at someone in particular. “ you see, i got fired from my job last week. it’s like, they told me that i kept breaking too many plates. but maybe GRAVITY shouldn’t try to steal the plates from my hands, HUH? like c’mon, i was a great waiter. i have this KILLER smile. it’s glistening. i didn’t spend $20 on whitening strips for nothing!! ANYWAY, i’m reworking on my resume right now because people kept rejecting me. BUT listen, this resume is GOLD. like in the summary statement, i said that i’m a sagittarius looking for someone to play some dungeons&dragons campaigns with me or binge watch lord of the rings. people with onesies get extra brownie points with me. and then in special talents, i put sleeping for 22 hours, reciting star wars monologues, using chopsticks, and giving great conspiracy theories. i just don’t know where it went wrong. ”