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Are you a cute little girl for him? So that he only smiles when he sees you, you have to adopt a similar look after him. Wear a low-cut flared Valentine’s Day dress with bell sleeves. If you’ve always been into her sweatshirt and that high bun, then this dress is exactly what you’ve been looking for. If he appreciates your adorable side, then you should maintain it by following this dress code.
Mi-fraise mi-pistache, une douce idée de dessert ! #douceur #dessert #pistache #fraise #patisserie #patisseriebordeaux #nansouty #instafood #instadessert #miam #gourmandise #delicious #valantin @bordeauxmaville (à Caudéran, Aquitaine, France)
Yuri: You wanna know how I got these scars?
Thomas: No, not particularly.
Yuri: ...
Yuri: ...
Thomas: Fine, tell me.
Yuri: Ever played I Spy with Valantin the Pirate?
Swiggity sweye, my sword's in your eye
-Valantin the Pirate, Infinite Space
True Piracy and the Meaning of Life
The hell with Captain Hook, Jack Sparrow, Long John Silver, Ragnar Danneskjold, Gold Roger and every other fictional pirate in history. There is but one pirate fit to hold the title of the greatest, and his name is Valantin. Valantin the Pirate, of Infinite Space, was first seen by means of his ship. It's 2,000 meters long. Let that sink in. His ship is two goddamn kilometers long. He then proceeds to stab out the eye of a sixteen year old kid for defying him. Upon checking the ranks of pirates in space, you find Valantin at number one. Size isn't everything. Just because his ship is huge doesn't make him the greatest. It's his damn-it-all attitude that got him to number one, but it's not what keeps him there. Valantin is not a pirate for greed, power, or the sheer hell of it. He is saving the universe by exploring it, trying to close the gate that spells the doom of existence. To that end, he flouts the governments of worlds and star systems, kills people en masse via space battle, and generally doing whatever it takes. Lawlessness for the greater good. That is Valantin, and what true piracy should be. And no, he is not compensating for anything. He's at least 6'6", and I'm pretty sure he boned the universe.