Request: Anonymous asked:#valentine2023 💗-I bought her one of those frown smile octopuses that you turn inside out. Now when she's mad she makes it frown and throws it at me as hard as she can-Rosa Diaz b99
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"I have no idea what to get Jake for valentines day. I tried to figure out what he might want but somehow fifty gallons of orange drink doesn't seem romantic." Amy said as she stood next to Rosa's desk.
"Ok, but are you prepared to receive fifty gallons of orange drink, because I hate to break it to you, that's probably what Jake thinks is romantic. It's like a year's supply." Gina asked as she joined them. Rosa laughed at that and leaned back in her chair.
"Oh. No look, I don't have time to worry about that. It's our first valentine's as a proper couple and it needs to be perfect. I'm sure Boyle will be helping Jake so I'm competing with him for the best gift." She sighed and glanced over at Boyle who was staring at her and talking into a Walkie-talkie. "Rosa, what did you get (Y/N)?"
"I bought them one of those frown smile octopuses that you turn inside out. Now when they’re mad they make it frown and throw it at me as hard as they can." Rosa said casually.
"That sounds healthy." Amy muttered.
"It's actually helped with our communication and now we assign a time to sit down and talk about stuff each week." Rosa went on. She then sighed and stepped closer. "If you promise not to tell anyone I helped you I know what the perfect gift for Jake would be."
"Of course! I promise! Omg Rosa are we having a bonding moment right now?" Amy gushed happily.
"I have ten minutes before I leave for my own valentine's date so don't make me feel like leaving early." Rosa said slowly and Amy nodded.
"Right. Sorry, reign it in." Amy muttered.
"You already have valentine's plans? You've got days yet." Gina asked Rosa who sighed.
"We each get to pick one thing they like and the other has to experience it with them and then on valentine's day we do something we both like." Rosa said with a smile.
"A romantic meal?" Amy asked curiously.
"We're going to one of the places where you can smash everything and then we're going to get food from our favourite food truck and watch people get dumped." Rosa said with a fond smile.
"Sounds… nice." Gina said and shrugged when Amy frowned at her.
You couldn't sleep. The space was small and cramped, why you got stuck with Peter was beyond you. You would have rather slept in the car than in the only spare room with him. He was large, warm and snored. It was beginning to irritate you.
The sticky warm heat the storm outside created didn’t help. All in all, you were beginning to think that helping Scott wasn’t worth it in the slightest.
You heard your phone bing. You hoped it was Lydia telling you that it was time to go and you could get out of the tiny motel room. Fumbling around on your pillow you found that your phone must have slid off. With you tossing and turning and Peter sprawled out taking up most of the bed you must have knocked it further than you thought. It went off again with the cheerful chirping noise and you patted around on the bed for it. Peter grunted and moved.
“The polite thing to do is wake me up first.” Peter muttered with his eyes still closed.
“What?” You asked. He chuckled and moved, holding your phone out as he pulled it out from under his leg.
“If you were looking for this you missed. If you were looking for my cock you found your mark.” He opened one eye to see the look you gave him before rolling his eyes.
“If you go around fumbling in the dark for something in the bed. You can’t be surprised when you grab me.” He said as he closed his eyes again.
“Clearly I was looking for my phone… like I would want that from you.” You answered quickly and unlocked your phone.
“I don’t know. You seem to like me well enough.” He said as he made no attempt to move which meant you had to clamber over him. “You’re all over me.”
“Help or shut up.” You snapped. He sighed as if you’d asked him to march to Mordoor and grabbed you, lifting you up with him. “Not helping.”
“Maybe it’s not helping you but it’s giving me a few ideas.” He grinned as you scowled at him and hurried to get out of his arms.
“Look officer I’m sorry ok. My friend here is so pregnant.” Fiona said. You sighed and nodded as she and V gestured to you. “She’s ready to pop.”
“Um… um…” You said as you looked down. Fiona and V both did the same and started to panic.
“See! She’s having the baby right now.” V snapped at the officer who hurried back to his car to call an ambulance. V helped you stay standing as you breathed, panicked and started yelling while Fiona called the others.
“I changed my mind. Let’s just go home.” You said to V who laughed.
“Oh, it’s far too late for that.” V warned you. The ambulance came and you held onto Fiona’s hand as V second-guessed the paramedic. You weren’t sure how long the ambulance had driven when it suddenly screeched to a halt. There was a lot of shouting and then the back opened up. Debbie, Ian and Carl squashed in while V moved up so Lip could kneel down next to you.
“Ok, it’s a little crowded in here.” Fiona said as the paramedic closed the door and shouted for them to carry on driving.
“You’re here!” You said as he sat up a little on the stretcher that you’d been pushed down onto by V after several attempts to get up.
"I'd never miss such an important day for you and our family." Lip assured you.
“Ok, well that’s lovely but you have to tell them to go home… there’s been a mistake I can’t do this!” You insisted. Lip glanced around at everyone and chuckled as he leaned in.
“Well. I’m pretty sure it’s too late for that but I’m here.” Lip said with amusement.
“Ohh… ok.” You said quietly and in defeat. Lip chuckled and let you squeeze his hand the rest of the way to the hospital.
Request: Anonymous asked:"(Character), you’ve been staring at them for 5 minutes. Please tell me you’re checking them out, otherwise you’re a serial killer. Which would explain a lot."Nebula (marvel) x fem reader #valentine2023
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Gamora looked at you, then at Nebula and then back to you again. Despite being held captive Nebula’s focus was on you.
You didn’t seem to be doing anything particularly interesting or anything that could risk the group getting into further trouble. So she wasn’t exactly sure why Nebula was so interested. It wasn’t as if her sister was the romantic kind of person.
"Nebula, you’ve been staring at them for 5 minutes. Please tell me you’re checking them out, otherwise, you’re a serial killer. Which would explain a lot." Gamora said quietly to her sister who ignored her. She sighed and glanced at her before shifting into the seat she was sitting on. It drew the attention of the person guarding them for a moment.
“I have no idea what you mean.” Nebula snapped and glanced at her sister who raised her eyebrows and hummed as if she didn’t believe her. “Besides. The guard next to (Y/N) has a different weapon than the others. If we want to make a break for it we’ll need to know what it does.” She went on. They watched the guard carefully for a while before Gamora sighed.
“I don’t know it looks like the others. Maybe they just modified it?” She offered. When the guard pulled you to your feet and tried to move you to a different room Nebula didn’t have time to come up with an excuse for why she hurried to intervene. It made their captors panic as she stood up.
“Why don’t you try someone who has fighting experience.” She snapped. When you opened your mouth to say that you had experience Gamora shook her head and pointed out an escape route. You immediately forgot that you were supposed to be escaping as you watched Nebula flip and twirl through the air, disarming the guard.
“You should run. I’ll handle these.” Nebula said and gestured for you to run.
“Yeah. You do.” You said as you watched her. Gamora sighed as she grabbed your arm and the two of you fled with Nebula following behind.
Request: Anonymous asked:Please do Thomas Shellby x Reader wife "No one is safe with you. Especially in that lingerie. What did they make it out of a hankey and a bit of lace?" #Valentine2023
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Warnings: mature content, mature themes, bed sharing, kissing
Tommy had been home late and planned to sneak into one of the spare rooms so he didn’t wake you. You’d be in a foul mood if someone woke you so late as you’d never get back to sleep. He didn’t fancy facing your wrath.
To Tommy’s surprise, he found you awake already. You were stomping up the corridor talking sharply to someone who hurried away when you slammed into your bedroom. Tommy knocked on the door and chuckled when he found that you had thrown yourself down onto your bed.
“Everything alright?” He asked. Your nightdress and dressing gown had ridden up so that he could run his fingertips over the back of your leg as you sighed and rolled over to look at him. He quickly made himself comfortable and looked for his cigarettes on the nightstand. “Everything will be fine if people would stop being idiots.” You answered and sat at the opposite end of the bed. Your dressing gown fell down one shoulder and Tommy’s eyes wondered as he listened to you complaining about what had been happening in his absence.
“He’s complaining that he doesn’t feel safe as if he isn’t the one waving a weapon around. I tell you if I get woken up because of him again I’ll show him unsafe.” You grumbled. Tommy watched you carefully, realising you’d wound yourself up and there was no chance of either of you getting any sleep.
"No one is safe with you. Especially in that lingerie. What did they make it out of a hankey and a bit of lace?" He commented and smiled when you rolled your eyes.
“I will have you know this is very fashionable and expensive.” You defended.
“Expensive. There’s nothing there.” Tommy said as he shook his head. He pulled at your leg by the ankle until you were close enough for him to pull you against him. His fingers dipped and explored under the thin fabric as he smiled at you, putting his cigarette down on the ashtray on the side table. “I suppose if it's expensive I should be careful about how I take it off you.” Tommy muttered and smiled as he leaned in to kiss you, rolling you both so he was on top of you, pinning you down underneath him.
Request: Anonymous asked:#valentine2023 “Just shut up and bend over.” sweet pea x fem!reader.
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Sweet Pea banged on the door again when you didn’t answer. The door yanked open and he frowned at you. “You said there was an emergency. You don’t look like you’re having an emergency.”
He looked you up and down. You were dressed up. Like you had somewhere fancy to go. You moved so he could come in and shut the door behind him. “Well! What… what’s happened?” he didn’t get an answer before you flung your arms around his neck and pulled him down into a kiss. He grinned as he righted himself and kept his balance. He didn’t question the kiss, embracing you willingly and letting you tug his jacket off, tossing it to the floor as you walked him to your room, still embraced. He pulled away for air as he stopped in your bedroom doorway.
“So to be clear the emergency was a ruse or something.” He asked. You scoffed and undressed as you watched him carefully. He eyed you nervously and swallowed as you stripped.
“Just shut up and bend over.” You said as you walked to him and shoved him so hard he stumbled backwards and fell down onto your bed as you reached forward to unbuckle his belt and pull it off in one smooth move. He grinned up at you as you unbuttoned his jeans, pulling them down as you climbed up onto the bed, straddling his lap as you took your seat.
