TF2 Drinking Game
“I’m not AFK you idiots, I’m in a trade!”
Two Snipers standing close to each other.
You’re doing well then a Pyro with an unusual hat joins the other team.
Scout takes your health kit.
Three or more Engies in an Engie nest.
At spawn.
The legendary gibus Pyro learns airblast.
The top scoring player is a Scout.
Killstreak rocket launchers.
Three Lenny faces in rapid succession.
People complaining about the latest update.
People complaining about people complaining about the latest update.
That soldier that’s ALWAYS THERE when you have low health.
Crits are a fair and balanced game mechanic.
You tied your record for something.
The top scoring player has an anime avatar.
Brony fights.
“I’m a competitive player, I just like getting drunk and going on pubs.”
Spy team.
Mini sentries on KOTH maps.
“gg was close”
The Pit Demands Sacrifices.
Someone thinks the top scoring player is STAR/Muselk/Jerma/Obama/ whatever.
Spy with 400 ping.
Backwards Kazotsky Kick.
“CONGA RUINER!”
LET’S PLAY SOME PASSBALL.
Competitive keybinds.
People making wacky quotes in an attempt to get on shitpeoplesayintf2.
“Kick him, he’s spamming voice commands!”
Someone’s micspamming a remix of a popular song.
Someone’s demanding the micspammer to play MLP related songs.
