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Living with Vamp!Heechul Pt.2
Heech: *attempts to check his teeth in a mirror despite having no reflection* it's just floating there but I'm not getting it!
You: >.> stop trying to touch your brain Heech. gotta preserve what little is there.
Heech: *hisses and throws the mirror* Don't disrespect me, you sickly blood bag.
You: I'm done with you. Worst roommate ever.
Living with Vampire!Heechul Pt. 8
Heech: *pouts on the couch with a blanket over his head as he watches Charmed* I bet Phoebe would have let me keep the human. *sniffles and sips from blood pouch*
You: *from other room* YOU KEEP THIS SHIT UP AND WE'RE GONNA BE HOMELESS. THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO SELL YOUR CLOTHES.
Heech: *gasps* BITCH YOU TAKE THAT BACK I'M NOT SELLING MY BALENCIAGA'S!!!
Living with Vampire!Heechul Pt. 9
Heech: *stares intently at the side of your head*
You: .... *groans* What. Now.
Heech: I need you to reprogram the computer.
You: o.O Repro--what the fuck why would i need to do that? *follows him to the living room and sees the computer's on fire*
Heech: It was like that when I got here.
You: *smacks him repeatedly with a rolled up magazine*
Living with Vampire!Heechul Pt. 10
Heech: I want to stuff these into this.
You: *looks over at him* ...... Heechul, I won't help you fill a fucking bat piñata with condoms.
Heech: WHAT DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST SAFE SEX???
(( the next day. ))
You: *goes out to car and finds "this person LIKES STDs" written in red lipstick on the windshield*
You: *wipes a bit off* using cheap ass off-brand shit.
Heech: *pops up from bushes* FUCK YOU THAT TUBE COST ME $20.
Living with Vampire!Heechul Pt. 7
(( previously. ))
Heech: *taps shoulder insistently* hey.... hey wake up we have a problem
You: *groggy* what the fuck it's 6am. shouldn't you be in your coffin?
Heech: yeah but there isn't enough room
You: what -- room for *opens eyes* OMG WHAT DID YOU DO???
Eugene: *slumped over Heech's shoulder*
Heech: okay he followed me home can i keep him he needs a dark place for the day. *puppy eyes*
You: *screeches* YOU'RE A THOUSAND YEARS OLD, NOT FUCKING TWO. STOP KIDNAPPING PEOPLE.
(( to be continued. ))
Living with Vampire!Heechul Pt. 6
Heech: Who's this guy? *points to his phone*
You: ...Eugene from The Try Guys.
Heech: I'm going out. Don't wait up. *disappears in a poof*
(( to be continued. ))
Living with Vamp!Heechul Pt. 5
Heech: *watching Born to Shine* Looking like that, I'd fuck him.
You: >.> Heech you'd fuck anything with a pulse.
Heech: ;) bet they won't end the night with one
You: OMG I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ACCOMPLICE TO YOUR FUCKING CRIMES YOU GODDAMN PSYCHO.
Living with Vamp!Heechul Pt. 4
Heech: I'm winning the internet today. ^.^
You: *peeks over his shoulder* ..... O_O HEECH THAT IS A FUCKING BLOOD BANK NOT A SUPERMARKET.
Heech: BUT IT SAYS DONATION!!
