#vampire!jongdae

[kimjongdaely]

So...I did a thing...

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[ohhmydyosfics]

(Baekchen) you're my dessert boy (you make me dizzy boy)

“God, I wish that I remembered what I look like,” Baekhyun complains loudly to the ceiling. “My vanity depends on it. Stupid mirrors. Who decided that vamps shouldn’t be able to see their reflections, anyway?”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21094964

[amandoaexo]

You won’t be able to escape. Not this time.

[youxidol]

ｄａｔｉｎｇ ｖａｍｐｉｒｅ!ｃｈｅｎｂａｅｋ

♡you are the most loved thing on the planet  

♡”precious human we love you so much”

♡kisses

♡so many kisses

♡the second you undress to bathe they’re there 

♡”we’re having a bath? great!”

♡have 0 time for you talking to the other members

♡”move we’re in love”

♡sad boy hours when they remember that you’re human  

♡they wanna change you so bad so you’re never apart

♡but they know it’s your choice on what you do with your life

♡so loud omfg 

♡”WHO BABY IS YOU Y/N?” 

♡”yours?” 

♡”YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT” 

♡minseok is pretty much a part of the relationship at this point 

♡squish them after their weight gain

♡”are you done sleeping yet we miss you”

♡got cooking advice from soo

♡bc they’re both useless in the kitchen

♡but they don’t want you cooking all the time

♡and take away is bad for you 

♡heart eyes when you eat

♡”ah you’re eating so well!”

♡kiss you first thing in a morning 

♡even if you have morning breath  

♡give the best hugs

♡a y/n sandwich 

♡randomly text you jokes throughout the day

♡”can we get married yet?”

♡watching parody porn

♡it’s not sexual 

♡the find it funnier than any comedy released 

♡tiny immortal men just wanna give you the love you deserve 

[zyx]

oh my..god

[youxidol]

23 and 28 with vamp!dae, please?

send me number + an idol’s name and i’ll write a drabble for you!

The adorable baby that loved nothing more than to cuddle into your chest had quickly grown and taken on most of his father’s personality. You had chased him all around the house in attempt to get him to calm down, but of course he outran you ever single time.

“You okay?” Jongdae asked upon seeing your form hunched over the table. “I lost our baby,” you grumbled as he came to sit by you. “I hear him in the playroom. He’s okay,” he joined you in hunching over and pressed kisses to the cheek that was closest to him. “Don’t worry yourself too much,” he spoke softly. “I’ll make some breakfast and tea for you.”

“Can I just have a shot of vodka?” you asked, earning a laugh from your husband. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka,” he grinned. “Maybe you can have it for lunch.”

[youxidol]

ｖａｍｐｉｒｅ!ｊｏｎｇｄａｅ + ｎｅｗｌｙ ｔｕｒｎｅｄ ｗｉｆｅ

in the discord, we were talking about how dae would be during the transitioning of his wife after she gave birth, which i needed to make headcanons for

♡when your child is sleeping  

♡he’ll come in to see you 

♡to talk to you about memories 

♡or tell you how the baby’s doing

♡or he’ll tell you the plans he’s made for when you wake up 

♡the thought of you not making it doesn’t even enter his brain 

♡he married a winner

♡when you wake up those plans would be forgotten about

♡bc he’s so happy to have you back  

♡you seen a dog get hype af to have their owner return home? 

♡that’s what he’ll be like

♡he’ll kiss all over your face

♡the rest of exo will have to pull him away so you have some time to take everything in

♡when you’re ready he’ll take you to meet your child

♡watching you in full mum mode with make him so happy  

♡he will shed a tear

♡he waited to see this for two weeks

♡and it’s more beautiful than he ever imagined

♡he’ll deny it if you ask, though 

♡no matter how hard he tries

♡he won’t be able to calm down

♡he’ll just want to touch and kiss you

♡he knocked over a table

♡he ripped a door of the wall

♡and he ended up busting a blood bag all over you

♡junmyeon had to pull him out of the room to stop him from licking it off of you

♡whenever you do drink 

♡he’ll swipe his thumb over your lips to remove the blood

♡then lick it clean 

♡he’ll try racing you everywhere

♡srs, the amount of times junmyeon’s had to step in to stop one of you from getting hurt is ridiculous

♡kisses everywhere

♡he’ll stop whatever you’re doing just to kiss you

♡or he’ll stand next to you

♡with his lips puckered 

♡if you don’t pay attention to him

♡he’ll whine

♡the only time you can be alone is when he’s with your son

♡unless they decide they both want your attention 

♡he misses your heartbeat

♡sometimes he forgets you’re a vampire

♡and calls you up in a panic

♡you have to remind him of why you have no heartbeat anymore

[youxidol]

ＢＥＳＴ ＦＲＩＥＮＤ ＶＡＭＰＩＲＥ!ＪＯＮＧＤＡＥ

best friend vamp!Jongdae? plzzz

★being best friends with this guy is the same as being his partner

★so if it’s like the ‘dating vamp!dae’ post i’m sorry

★v playful

★he really loves play fighting

★so expect to be randomly thrown to the floor

★and pinned down

★’tell me i’m the best and i’ll let you go’

★he’ll randomly run his hands up your sides to tickle you

★uses his speed against you

★if you’re working

★he’ll move all the things you need

★will fight a mother fucker if they hurt you

★always smiles when you’re with him

★kinda pissed off that you’re not his soulmate

★will be with your in seconds if you have a nightmare

★will cuddle you close

★and sing to you

★steals your stuff

★your fave shirt is his now

★and he’ll wear it proudly

★comes and stays with you when he can’t stand being with the other vampires any longer

★trips you over

★and laughs at you

★could ruin your life if he wanted

★bc he knows all of your secrets

★’if you don’t let me have your sofa for the night i’m going to tell sehun you like him’

★cheerleader

★anything you do

★he’ll be there to support you

★does this sort of bullshit at 3am when you’re tryna sleep

★is the first one to wish you happy birthday

★gets mad if somebody beat him to it

★drank from you once

★cried afterwards

★because he thought you were in pain