Jul 18, 2022
The florist without roses.
pixivで連載している小説のイメージイラスト。
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from China
seen from South Africa
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Yemen
seen from Sweden
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
The florist without roses.
pixivで連載している小説のイメージイラスト。
Bram Stoker Be Rollin’ in His Grave RN by Rumpelstiltskin | @rumples-tumbles was our 2019 FROGS Winner for Best Humor!
Summary: A series of spoofy vampire one-shots.
Spoof Song (Vampire Chronicles related)
Disclaimer: The following is a joke. It’s not to be taken seriously. It’s not for profit, nor do I believe any of the content within. These are spoof song lyrics to the tune of Frozen’s Let it Go.
Inspired by this fan art:
http://jealizing.tumblr.com/post/80857137112/im-sorry-but-im-not-sorry-this-just-happened
In honor of the next Vampire Chronicle...
The blood pools red on the ground tonight. Not a footprint to be seen. A kingdom of damnation And it looks like I'm the king.
The wolves are howling Like the swirling of Amel inside. Couldn't keep him in. Hell knows I've tried.
Don't let let the fans in. Don't let David see. Be the Brat Prince you always have to be.
Conceal, don't reveal. Don't let mortals know- But I want them to know!
Let them know. Let them know. Can't hold me back anymore. Let them know. Let them know. Keep Armand away And slam the door.
I don't care What the critics are gonna to say. Let the Chronicles write on- The continuity errors don't bother me anyway!
It's funny how a few decades Make the new Chronicles seem to fall. Can you believe the Interview happened in this continuity at all?
In time we've seen witches, Bird-aliens, Solid ghosts, Devils revealed to be Replimoids And mood swings to count for them all!
No right, no wrong, No editors for me. I'm free!
I'm free!
Let them know. Let them know. I'm one with the wind and sky! Let them know. Let them know. Anne Rice won't let the series die!
Here I stand in the light of night. Why don't we call “Cloud Gift” Flight?!
My powers fluctuate for convenience of the plot! People would stop reading except we're gosh darn hawt! This series began because I wanted Louis' arse! The retcons always make us look back Because the past is never just the past!
Let them know! Let them know! And the book sales rise like the moon! Let them know! Let them know By the way, Armand's a freakin' loon!
Let them know! Let the know! The perfect trilogy's long gone. Here I stay by the light of night
Let Anne's Facebook page rage on!
The continuity errors don't bother me anyway...
Story idea by Marc-Uwe Kling
"Shakespeare and Cervantes both died in the late spring of the year 1602. This is well-known but only a few people know that the poets were bit by a groupie-vampire and became vampires themselves.
Both are know about 400 years old and stuck in a mid-life crisis.
Here a scene at night in a bar.
William: Do you remember, friend? In former times people were friendlier. Coming in or not coming in was out of question. Nowdays no one opens the door for you. Every one thinks you were a witness of Jehova or an insurance agent.
Miguel: Oh, I drink whenever there is a chance and I also drink without any chance, but how horrible it is that you have to make an AIDS test before you take a bite!
William: My dentist put secure brace into my mouth cause of my canine tooth.
William: *shows braces*
William: Also my eye sight diminishes, and tragically The insertion of lenses is a burden as I can't see myself in the mirror.
Miguel: I would intend to help you but if the blind leads the blind both tumble into the pit. I think I put myself the right lense into the left eye again and reversed.
William: Clearly, no one heals from lamment his damage, but lasering... I am not sure, I am so sensitive to light. By the way, I need to go, the sun is almost arise.
What We Do in the Shadows Official Trailer 2 (2014) - Vampire Mocumentar…
TEEN BLOOD EPISODE 1
Lauren Francesca and Alex Farnham bring you a vampire series that goes deep into the Louisiana back country. Bringing you a coven of vampires the likes of which have never been seen before on True Blood or Twilight. Stay tuned for more episodes of Teen Blood!
Hit subscribe and that makes lauren smile...so nice video!