things to put in your script
⊹ ࣪ ˖͙͘͡ .★ vampire desired reality
⊹ you possess enough self-control not to kill people when drinking from them
⊹ ability to sustain yourself on the blood of animals other than humans
⊹ obligatory heightened senses, superhuman athleticism ; powers (flight, shapeshifting, telepathy, etc.)
⊹ you can eat garlic (i would miss it too terribly)
⊹ you don't compulsively need to count (i script ts anyway #she obsessive on my compulsive til i disorder)
⊹ you can see yourself in reflective surfaces w/o silver or iron (most modern mirrors) ; the original myth stems from vampiric aversion to those metals
⊹ you can eat without making a mess (unless u a freak)
⊹ blood tastes good to you ; or blood tastes like chocolate cake / gummy candy / etc
⊹ you metabolize the energy from the blood without needing to expel it as waste (shit blood gross)
⊹ transformation doesn't hurt (unless u a freak)
⊹ lack of exposure sunlight doesn't depress you
⊹ immortality isn't boring (...not judging, but this is only if you dont want the authentic experience)
⊹ vast quantities of accumulated wealth
⊹ lots of old friends && deep connections
⊹ old songs were actually written for you ; u romanced a musician way back when && the tune he wrote abt you stuck around
⊹ you can't give people hiv ; you don't act as a conduit for bloodborn illness besides vampirism itself, b/c thats just nasty
⊹ you never accidentally turn a person into a vampire
⊹ vampire saliva has a narcotic / aphrodisiac quality to humans (if u a freak)
⊹ drinking blood has a narcotic / aphrodisiac quality to vampires (if u a freak)
⊹ what do your teeth look like?
⊹ what is your relationship with your maker?
⊹ if you live with a coven, that they share the same core values as you && are good housemates
⊹ if you live with a coven, what the house you all live in looks like (an ancient massive castle, a derelict victorian manor, an abandoned apartment complex, etc)
⊹ public opinions or knowledge on vampirism ; are you considered mythological? are you accepted but feared? how do humans and vampires coexist?
⊹ underground clerbs or communities that match or exceed your freak ; i.e vampire bars in trueblood
⊹ the color of your coffin
⊹ coffin is comfortable && smells good inside
⊹ you live in a city that's a known center of vampiric activity (new orleans, london, paris, etc)
⊹ a cool accent
⊹ you can speak many languages ; you can speak dead or nearly extinct languages (latin, mycenaean greek, athabaskan, old chinese, sumerian, ancient hebrew, etc)
⊹ your eyes shine in the dark like a wild animal's
⊹ a supernatural allure or glamour ; your nature is intoxicating
⊹ you sparkle like edward
⊹ there is an ancient, elite family of royal vampires in some far flung european destination ; i.e the volturi
⊹ your family lineage sticks around && you get to meet your descendants