#vampire shitpost

[euphemeron]

@the-oceanographer I told you. Two at the same time.

In a fight?

Yes.

[thatpumpkinmf]

me: "I guess it's time to raise the stakes"

the vampire I'm gambling with: "what."

[eternalstrigoii]

Shoutout to Sinners for making sub-leaning switch my favorite genre of man.

[vampyre-kin]

Vampires crave blood and want to drink from a partner and nobody bats an eye... but say you wanna eat out while they're on their period and society... SOCIETY calls you WEIRD

[carnage-cathedral]

garlic and silver and sunlight don't affect me because I'm beautiful and true and pure of heart

[island-in-the-shadows]

Alice Theory A: Alice never existed, she was Armand the whole time. (And Daniel's daughters are from his other marriage.)

Alice Theory B: Alice did exist but some of Daniel's memories of her are mixed with memories that were of Armand because there was mindfuckery afoot.

Alice Theory C: Viewer loses all sense of sanity, pours over all the inconsistencies when Alice is mentioned and when Daniel's past is mentioned, wonders why the second wife is never mentioned but Alice is, creates Pepe Silvia board on wall to try to make sense of it, takes up shitty coping habit because the madness of wondering what the fuck any of it means and what a possible truth is is consuming your every waking thought, friends and family think you look twitchy, you add more to your Pepe Silvia board, you wonder how you're going to make it through episode 5 and indulge in your unhealthy coping mechanism, you re-read Devil's Minion and wonder if there's clues there, you think you spot a clue but you also think that's the madness talking, you rant out loud to anyone who will listen, you wonder if you should follow Alice down the rabbit hole because it's your merry unbirthday anyway...

[mossycakes]

teenager gets peer pressured into vampirism

[me-and-the-devils-minion]

Fake vampire fangs and spit are thrown out of my mouth at an alarming velocity as I say I will thuck your blood