Gals, I've been doing some thinking, and I don't think I would realistically be willing to date a vampire.
Not because I'm vampirephobic or anything, but specifically because I just can't let go of garlic. It's so fricken good.
I smell like garlic constantly, and I just don't think your partner smelling like something you're allergic to 24/7 is really all that livable you know.
Italian food is my second favorite genre of food, after chinese obviously, and I love garlic bread too much.
I don't think a vampire would even want to associate with me tbh, I would put Italian food over them in a heartbeat, my hearbeat, since they don't have one to my knowlege lol.








