“If you’re wondering the criterion I personally use for vaporization after 1300 or so years in the biz? Low morals and a sense of dramatics,”. She said presenting her index finger for the count of one and then switching to her middle finger for a count of two. “A vampire won’t make it to 100 without at least morals that aren’t pliable under pressure. You won’t make it sane to 150 without a dramatic flair. It might be more ironic, or melodramatic, in told from people who’ve turned others since the 70’s a gothic or heavy metal touch seems to insure long term sanity, and I get it. But if you don’t use your powers to show off, at least a little, you will lose your mind.”












