#vampsmack

[barks-n-bites]

"Ah..It only had one bullet in it~! Besides, rude of you to act like I can help who I am. I can't, if I had any control over myself then I'd do so! You'd figure Pent would know that, with him being a blood thirsty creature like me and all, hell wolves are way more violent than us, he's just a big dumb jock type. That's why he hasn't killed me yet. He's like a Labrador, he'll stay by your side no matter how hard he's kicked. I love that about him..Man I miss him..mayhaps I should go find him~! Also love, it's a riffle, not a shotgun."

[barks-n-bites]

"Eh, he's too dumb for revenge. Or nice?? I get the two mixed up. But man... imagine if he was.. that'd sure put me in my place. Having the man of my dreams slowly take this horrible life from me~"

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S: "!!"

S: "Pent..I.."

P: "I'm leaving."

S: "Wait what no! Not again! Please I'm begging you! I can't stand to be without you! I go fucking crazy alone!"

P: "let go of me"

S: "Pent, please listen to me! Please please please! For the love of god-"

P: "I said I'm leaving. Don't FUCKING follow me!"

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P: "Smack, wait we can figure this all out!"

R: "Yeah, just calm the fuck down! You win! You're spooky! Fuck-"

P: "...."

[barks-n-bites]

S: "THE FUCK YOU SAY?! I'LL SHOW YOU A COWARD YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER! I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING LEGS OFF!!"

P: "Smack chill out! Guys don't say shit you know will piss him off!"

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S: "I don't own swords but I sure as fuck own a hunting riffle."

R: "Is that a threat you little bastard?! Huh? I DARE you to fuckin do something you pathetic fuck! Unlike Pent, IM NOT SCARED OF YOU!"

S: "Oh please, if you had boots you'd be shaking in them and you know it~ You really think I'm harmless, huh?"

R: "Don't ask questions! If we're gonna fight, you do it like a man! Fist to fist!"

S: "... Alright. Let me change first, I don't want to get wolf blood on my sweater."

R: "God you're such a loser. Doesn't wanna get a little blood on the sweater his mommy probably gave him!"

S: "She's been dead for years, I just like the color of this."

P: "Fucking- Guys this isn't necessary.."

P: "Rainy, Smacks clearly not in his right mind, we should just leave and come back later when he's calmed down.."

R: "And let him think I'm scared of him?! Hah! No way! I'll kick his ass in ten seconds flat then we'll head home!"

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S: "Hello, friends~ It gets rather boring sitting around and watching this gross beast all day long, so I figured we'd answer questions you cuties may have for us! So c'mon, don't be shy! I promise he doesn't bite~"

P: "I'm not that animalistic, you jerk!"

[barks-n-bites]

"Right.. I need to pull myself together."

"....I'm really trying to forgive you guys but you make it difficult."