#vancanncan

[quartershot]

vancanncan replied to your post: just here to remind yall im living my sports boy...

how buff

i could lift shakira with one hand and jlo with the other.

[starstrife]

vancanncan replied to your post: i feel like it should be illegal to drive in a...

bro chill out

i’d like to be able to sleep in this thing without worrying i’m going to fall out the huge gaping hole in the side, thank you!

[starstrife]

vancanncan replied to your post: while i’m down here, i’d like to take a moment to...

no one else is tht fortunate ur really so lucky tbh

i love how we regularly forget that we’re a trio and not just the two stooges.

[starstrife]

vancanncan replied to your post “you know when you’re like “oh i’m sober” and then you try to get out...”

nice bro

can you bust into my room and carry me to the kitchen.

[starstrife]

vancanncan replied to your post: it takes a special kind of dumbass to make me look...

wtf…

<3

[starstrife]

vancanncan replied to your post: vancanncan replied to your post: ...

u r so hurtful stella ur hurting my feelings bro

im a real motherfucker.

[starstrife]

vancanncan replied to your post: jetiihateblog replied to your post: ...

omg who

good question! we may never know.

[starstrife]

vancanncan replied to your post: i see you, fool.

who

oh my fucking god.