May 30, 2019
👶 vanderrrr :0
Send 👶 to meet my muse as a child!
Your name is VANDER EXCLAN and you are almost SIX SWEEPS OLD. You live a pretty carefree, modest life with RETRIEVERDAD by your side. You have finally saved enough money to buy your very own LONGBOARD, and boy do you love it. Your lusus has had to lick many cuts and scrapes clean from you FALLING OFF THE DAMN THING, but you’re starting to get the hang of it! You’ve also taken up the even less safe hobby of GRAFFITI ART, though it’s mostly drawing DOG FACES over the IMPERIAL RECRUITMENT POSTERS downtown. You know, standard softly-rebellious kid stuff. Don’t tell dad.