Jul 19, 2015
nirvanius
Babe alert! Babe spotted! Boning regiments.... Cummence.
Danny took a cigarette from the front of his external undies, placing it in his mouth before producing a lighter.
“You know...” Danny takes a mysterious pause, lighting the lighter and holding the flame far away from the cigarette’s tip, going through the motions of lighting it without actually doing so. “I haven’t fooled around with a pink haired girl since about 6 hours ago, so...”
Before he’d even managed to finish his sentence, the flaccid cigarette fell to the ground and was immediately forgotten. He continued to give her a poignant look.