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so mollie and i made shortcuts on our mobile devices because i have this hatred for the singular word okay

now anytime we say okay, it changes it to dicks and i think thats beautiful

Our conversation are very serious okay

Ѡ

[text; Broseph] dude

[text; Broseph] wrong number?

[text; Broseph] because holy shit that's a good picture

[text; Broseph] uh no homo

vaqueiiro answered:

Send me a ♬ and I'll shuffle my iTunes and whatever song pops up, my muse will reply with the first line.

We Get On -- Kate Nash

“Simply knowing you exist ain’t good enough for me but asking for your telephone number seems highly inappropriate.”

"Um..."

all the texts

“✆” for a morning text.

[ text ] tea or coffee? [ text ] come on, time is running out!

“✉” for a text that wasn’t sent.

[ text ] i’m going to hurt you. you should leave before it gets bad

“☎” for a rushed text.

[ text ] I can’t really talk right now, but give me an hour and I’ll be there!

“⁇” for a drunk text.

[ text ] I am a few extra vodka tonics. [ text ] and some bad shit happened. [ text ] can you pick me up please? [ text ] i’m so sorry, I tried.

“ø” for a late night text.

[ text ] I can’t sleep… [ text ] tell me a joke. [ text ] tell me something.. [ text ] anything.

“✘” for a hateful text.

[ text ] Jesus, Drover! Grow a pair! you’re acting like a scared little child! [ text ] it’s not cute when shit gets important!

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