#vardaesque

[squirrelbro]

Who are your top 5 favourite blogs?

I think Sofie's is my favorite right now. She's thatblondeperson and she posts wonderful and awesome stuff all the time and she just came back from a hiatus tonight.

Second favorite blog is hands down tuxedomaskepisodeguide. I just wish they updated more than once a month, tbh.

Third favorite is probably Carrie's aka vardaesque

Fourth favorite is Avalon's aka greeenarrow (with three e's)

Fifth favorite... Let's say outofcontextanimation cause it's always good for a laugh.

[unrulygingerlesbian]

my crush is 6'2, curly auburn light hair, green eyes. british. long legs, smooth voice, cheekbones. wait fuck it's tom hiddleston

you said 6'2 and i was like "dis bitch be talkin bout tom" 

BUT YES BAE. I KNOW WHAT CHU MEAN

[wormyland]

vardaesque replied to your post:what should i call my nsfw art blog

thrandicks

it's already been taken :(

[yunuen]

vardaesque replied to your post: vardaesque replied to your post: “idg ...

"has anyone seen my cufflinks?" "no tony" natasha walks in "all my jewelry is gone." everyone’s eyes get super wide and they all turn toward the vents in slo-mo. "CLINT" they scream. clint gathers all his shiny objects and scurries deep into the vent

i am about 99% sure i've actually read this scenario in an otherwise serious plotty slow burn fic which tells you a lot about this fandom and its bizarrely cohesive weird ass headcanons 

[yunuen]

vardaesque replied to your post: “idg why you guys don’t like the ‘clint is hiding in vents for the...”:

he builds nests in there. lose your phone? nest. all the papers tony was supposed to sign by friday? nest. steve invited someone over and they're having sexy times. he reaches for the condoms. no condoms. NEST

and soon he's renamed and instead of hawkeye they call him magpieye

[unrulygingerlesbian]

He's got to be at least four inches soft. If he's a grower and not a shower he's probably fucking seven and a half inches hard, if he just hangs heavy he's probably about six inches. EITHER WAY I'D RIDE IT LIKE A HORSE

fuuuuuck. Tom Hiddleston and Michael Fassbender and Ewan McGregor need to be in a "We have awesome Big Dicks" club

[wormyland]

vardaesque replied to your post:lol looks like hot dude from workout post is...

hes mine go away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JdfWekXFrA

[vitalty]

vardaesque replied to your post: how is it that i come back to my homet...

you need to come down to the ucf area and hANG WIT ME

ahhh carrie i want to so badly but i have no car :(

i was supposed to go to disney world yesterday but...