Aug 29, 2015
Variable Cord is a Colossal Douchebagel.
So, like, can we just hunt down that egocentric dragon trash and just, like, stuff him in a blender or something and puree the bitch over ice after everything he did to our favorite blue-haired cinnamon roll child?
Or just kick a wormhole to Star Dragon World into existence like Chuck Norris and smash in his nuts with my mom’s iron-toed stilettos or something?
Cuz I swear to God if down the road Dynamis doesn’t go Doctor Who into the future and at the very least doesn’t smack the magical rainbow out of his mouth I will sorely disappointed.