│ some of them always knew they wanted a family — others learned that with you.
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Sakusa Kiyoomi
Kids: 3
Boys/Girls: 3 girls
Headcanons:
he was hesitant at first — not because he didn’t want kids, but because the thought of germs, chaos, and sticky fingers stressed him out. then the first baby arrived, and every rule he made went out the window.
he’s the calmest, cleanest, and most over-prepared dad alive. the diaper bag’s stocked like a survival kit, the strollers are disinfected daily, and his girls always look like they just stepped out of a commercial.
he’s soft in ways he never expected — painting tiny nails, fixing hair bows, quietly checking on them after bedtime just to watch their chests rise and fall.
his daughters are his entire world. they have him figured out completely — one sniffle and he’s taking a half-day from work. you tease him about being outnumbered, and he just shrugs, murmuring, “i don’t mind. they’re perfect.”
Komori Motoya
Kids: 2
Boys/Girls: 1 boy, 1 girl
Headcanons:
the sweetest, most hands-on dad you could ask for — he’s down on the floor building block towers, chasing bubbles, and singing off-key lullabies like it’s his job.
both kids are sunshine — loud, smiley, and absolutely obsessed with their dad. you can’t take them anywhere without someone commenting on how happy they look together.
he’s patient to a fault, always willing to turn a tantrum into laughter. even when he’s exhausted, he finds the energy to make bedtime stories fun.
when they finally fall asleep, he lingers — tucking blankets, brushing hair aside, whispering, “love you, kiddo,” like a secret he never wants to stop saying.
Hoshiumi Kōrai
Kids: 2
Boys/Girls: 2 boys
Headcanons:
the kids are just as fiery and loud as he is. every day feels like a match — races to the car, who can eat faster, who can jump higher — and somehow he’s the one keeping score.
he’s fiercely proud but never pushy. he wants them to find what they love, not what he loves, though the pride in his face when they pick up a volleyball is impossible to miss.
family outings are always loud, chaotic, and full of laughter. the boys call him “coach” half the time, and he pretends to hate it.
at night, when everyone’s asleep, he looks at them and whispers, “you can be anything you want, okay?” and means it with his whole heart.
Hirugami Sachirō
Kids: 2
Boys/Girls: 1 boy, 1 girl
Headcanons:
he’s the calm, steady type — the kind of dad who never raises his voice and somehow always knows how to fix things. scraped knees, broken toys, big emotions — he’s got it handled.
his kids are gentle like him, thoughtful and endlessly curious. they follow him around the house asking questions about everything, and he always answers like it’s the most important topic in the world.
he’s big on family rituals: sunday breakfasts, evening walks, small moments that keep everyone connected.
sometimes you find him reading to them before bed, one child asleep against his chest, the other barely awake — his voice low and even, a perfect lullaby.
Terushima Yūji
Kids: 3
Boys/Girls: 2 girls, 1 boy
Headcanons:
the man who swore he’d never “settle down” now has matching hair clips with his daughters and a pink backpack permanently hanging from his shoulder. he eats it up.
both girls are bold, hilarious, and have him wrapped around their fingers — they paint his nails, make him watch cartoons, and he never says no.
the boy’s his little shadow, quieter but just as full of attitude. he copies everything his dad does, from his smirk to the way he high-fives everyone in the house.
the chaos never ends — loud music, dance parties, laughter echoing through the hallways — but he loves it. and when you tease him about being outnumbered, he grins and says, “yeah, but look at ‘em — who wouldn’t wanna lose to this crew?”
Meian Shūgo
Kids: 3 (with twins on the way)
Boys/Girls: 2 boys, 1 girl (soon to be 5 total)
Headcanons:
he took the news about the twins like a champ — blinked twice, nodded slowly, and then just said, “guess we’re gonna need a bigger car.”
the current three already keep him busy: two boys who inherited his energy and a little girl who has him completely wrapped. he swears he’s strict, but the way she bats her lashes and calls him “daddy” proves otherwise.
mornings are organized chaos — him helping with hair, lunches, missing shoes, and somehow still managing to look put together when he leaves for work.
he loves being a dad more than anything. every night, when you’re both finally in bed, he pulls you close and whispers, “five kids, huh? we’re really doin’ this,” half in disbelief, half in awe.
Plot: Recents events has our reader in court with all the gods in Valhalla, if convicted a thousand years in Midgard. Which would essientally be death itself to our reader.
Warnings: Boobs, 18+, dick mention, nakedness, slight daddy kink
The court was in an uproar as a witch stood in the middle with chains around her wrists. As the gods argued amongst themselves the witch told hoped that she wouldn’t be sentenced to Midgard.
Away from her beloved gods would be too much.
“A thousand years! Valhalla is going take have to time rebuild itself.”
“Then make her and her dragon rebuild it as punishment.”
Zeus had heard enough as he silenced the court with his mallet, clearing his throat the leader of the gods spoke.
“(Name), how do you answer the charges brought against you?”
“Yes, I humbly ask for forgiveness and I hope-“
At that moment a small dragon the size of pomerian poked itself from a top (Name)’s head, the true reason (Name) was being held in court. The court was silent with (Name) as the small dragon spoke first.
“Show me your boobs, Thor. Show me your boobs Hercules-“
“Shut up!”
(Name) did her best to silence her pet dragon that was able to speak as well turn into a fierce dragon at will, all the while saying various other gods names. Hercules felt his face turn red as he looked elsewhere muttering to himself that he didn’t have boobs.
“You’re the reason I’m in this mess, shhh!”
“You’re in this mess because that’s what it has learned from you.”
Buddha responded to a nervous (Name), smiling Buddha found the whole fiasco interesting.
“I just wanted to say that (Name)’s sentence should be lessened. While it’s true her dragon did damage she should be charged with controlling her dragon. It won’t take us long to rebuild Valhalla.”
“Speak for yourself, Hades. You live in Helheim.”
Buddha responded to Hades who was also in attendance. (Name) admitted she was grateful for Hades sticking up for her.
“Well, I see we are split. Let’s take a vote.”
Gulping (Name) awaited her fate as she remembered how she got into this predicament.
It was true, Valhalla was full of handsome gods.
Being a witch (Name) was the only allowed in Valhalla and as such tried to stay on her best behavior. Returning home she had a pet dragon that was adorable as could be, and in the confines her home she would talk about how handsome the gods were and sometimes she would comment how Poseidon had a nice chest and how amazing Thor’s chest had to be.
Sometimes, it was to herself and sometimes she spoke it to her dragon unaware that it could talk. After years of this the day had arrived when (Name) had saw Ares and wanted to talk to him. Of course, the two chatted for a bit until her dragon appeared on the top of her head. At first Ares found the small dragon rather cute and petted the top of his head.
As time went by Hercules had joined in and welcomed the small dragon with open arms. Everything was going fine, until the dragon spoke for the first time.
“Show me your boobs, Hades.”
All three were confused and surprised, all thinking that it didn’t say what they thought it said.
However…
“Show me your boobs, Ares.”
Both gods quickly stepped back from the dragon and (Name) with shock written on their faces. The dragon repeated itself only for Hercules to turn red from embarrassment as well as Ares. Their embarrassment turned to freight as the small dragon turned itself into a humongous and fierce dragon now.
Quickly turning Valhalla into a nightmare.
“I didn’t do it! I had no idea it spoke and would go mad!”
“Aren’t you a witch you should know all this!”
“Technically, I’m still a apprentice.”
“Scold her later, Ares. Valhalla is under attack.”
Hercules reminded a angry ares that was shaking (Name) about, a loud screech was heard as the three saw the dragon head towards Zeus palace. Ares and Hercules both uttered “oh no” as they knew Zeus had a full house today.
At Zeus’ palace Hermes was rather astonished at the dragon heading towards him at the gates. Having no idea where the dragon came from, luckily the dragon stopped at the gates and landed infront of Hermes making a loud “Bang” noise due to its sheer size.
“Well, you don’t see this everyday.”
“Hermes?! What was that noise?!”
“There’s a dragon outside, sir.”
“A what?!”
“A DRAGON!”
Hermes yelled back at a shouting Zeus who was currently taking a bath. Hermes wanted to know if it could communicate or understand what he was saying and decided to “play” with it until Poseidon and Hades showed up both seemingly amazed to see a huge dragon at the gate.
“What’s a dragon doing here?”
“I have no idea, I was going to ask you lord Hades.”
“Show me your boobs, Hades.”
Mortified, Poseidon and Hermes looked at the dragon slowly as though they didn’t believe their ears, Hades was more shocked that it could talk.
“Show me your underwear, Poseidon.”
Without warning Poseidon took out his trident with a menacing glare ready to slaughter the beast as he muttered “You lowly worm”. Hades was only able to calm his brother slightly until the dragon spoke again.
“Show me your boobs, Hermes.”
“…I do not have any boobs. Where did you learn to speak like this?”
“…hot…Poseidon is the hottest followed by Thor…Hades is handsome as well.”
“Begone-“
Poseidon was just about to strike the dragon but the dragon attacked first shooting a burst of fire. Luckily all three gods moved out of the way just in time, however the stream of fire did hit where Zeus was taking a bath. Although, it was actually a blessing as Zeus was find the water rather cold.
Now on a rampage and destroying buildings the dragon shouted various phrases, Hades and Poseidon kindly argued with each other has Hades wanted to take the dragon to Helheim with him to see what it was capable of, Poseidon just wanted to put the dragon down as it was “Spewing perverted things that was a disgrace.” As they argued Hermes followed the dragon and tried to warn the other gods that a dragon was loose.
On the outskirts of the palace the dragon found two gods that heard the commotion. Thor found the dragon amazing as he could tell it was strong Loki thought it was amazing as well as it was his first time seeing a dragon of it stature, saying it was the biggest dragon he had ever seen. Both Norse gods wanted to take it back to Asgard until the dragon spoke again.
“Thor and Loki?”
“Thor! It knows our names! It must be a rather intelligent dragon. I wonder how it knows our names?”
Loki was pleased with the dragon as he floated in the air, Thor was pleased as well as he placed Mjölnir on the ground and asked if he could pet the dragon.
“Show me your dick.”
Loki’s eyes nearly bulged out of his head when he heard the dragon ask Thor to show himself, Loki did think he meant him too as it was rather vague statement. Thor for once in his life was stunned while his face was still stoic he was actually taken back.
Loki knew the dragon was dead now.
“You want to see my dick? Why?”
“…Fight..fight.”
“…I see. You’re naked so we should fight naked. Very well.”
Loki nearly screamed when he heard Thor and his eyes bulged out more when he saw Thor try to disrobe himself before Loki stopped him.
“THAT IS NOT WHAT IT MEANT!”
“It is so, I understand him.”
“No! No, you don’t!”
Loki couldn’t believe his cousin was actually thinking this, at that moment the dragon spewed fire again only for Loki to hide behind Thor who blocked it with his Járngreipr with ease. Upset the dragon flew away in haste, quickly grabbing Mjölnir Thor was determined to follow it leaving Loki behind.
Loki wasn’t alone for long as he saw Hermes, Poseidon, Hades, Hercules, Ares and (Name) who was currently behind held by Hercules on Poseidon’s orders. After being informed of what was going on Loki informed them that the dragon headed west.
Buddha heard about a dragon going around and didn’t care all that much, until it showed up infront of him. Buddha admitted that the dragon was rather huge in size before Buddha give out a compliment the dragon spoke.
“Boobs! Show me your boobs!”
“… I have pecs. But I guess you call them boobs. Here, if it’ll get you to calm down.”
At that moment, the other gods arrived with (Name) in tow as Buddha was the first to show the dragon his chest. A glorious sight that made (Name) yell “Those are the finest tiddies in Valhalla!” The other gods found (Name)’s comment distasteful, earning a stern “stop it” from Poseidon to which (Name) muttered a “Yes, daddy.”
Th other gods didn’t believe her statement was true, believing their own chests to better.
Pride.
However, the dragon shrunk back to its small size and cuddled in Buddha’s chest which he didn’t mind as he continued to eat his lollipop.
That was how (Name) ended up in court.
The damage done around Valhalla was punishable.
Luckily, the gods voted for (Name) to stay in Valhalla as long as she kept an eye out on her dragon. However, (Name) was sentenced to help with repairs.
While helping the builders (Name)’s dragon rested on the top of her head as she sighed knowing her this was her dragons fault.
“(Name), it’s noon. Make sure to take a break.”
Hermes warned the hard working witch who happily agreed to do so, in the dining hall (Name) was meet with all the rather handsome gods, Beelzebub was the first to grab the small dragon as he wanted to examine it after seeing all the damage it did.
“This small thing did all that huh?”
“It’s also a bit horny watch out.”
Loki responded to Beelzebub as he floated in the air teasing the said witch as she wished would have kept her mouth shut.
“It learns from example, I think that’s interesting.”
“Buddha has the best tiddies in Valhalla!”
Everyone heard the small dragon and it was quiet for awhile until Beelzebub spoke up.
“No, he doesn’t. Hades does.”
“I don’t have tiddies. But I do have the nicest chest, no disrespect.”
“Oh yeah? Well I don’t see your chest calming down a full grown dragon.”
Buddha spoke up with a carefree grin at Hades who was just about to speak until Loki spoke up saying that he had the nicest chest and that the others were just deluding themselves. Once again Valhalla was in an uproar as Hermes and (Name) watched the gods argue amongst themselves.
Poseidon was at his palace sitting on his throne as he was invited to Zeus’ palace but declined as he didn’t want to be near that dragon. Sighing, the tyrant of the ocean found that dragon rather troublesome. However, as he was alone in his throne room Poseidon touched his chest as he muttered to himself,
“Why didn’t that lame fucking dragon ask me to see my chest?”
“Tell me about it! Five marriage proposals?! Are they crazy?!”
“Hush, both of you.”
A rather tired Odin finally hushed his crows as he sat on his throne with five opened envelopes placed neatly beside him on a table. Pinching the bridge of his nose, the all father needed to think about this, take his time with this.
Five marriage proposals. All from the same pantheon.
That pantheon.
Odin thought about this rather carefully and he came always ended up liking the idea of his daughter marrying one of the five gods. However, this wasn’t to say he didn’t like the other four but he was comfortable with giving his daughter to one god in particular.
However, Odin didn’t know how his daughter would react. Not to mention, he didn’t want the scenario of accepting one proposal and the others getting upset or even worse. Odin was no fool and so he wrote the same letter to each of the five gods more or less saying “My daughter will choose who to be with.” Each god was given a specific day in which they could and come visit the Norse princess in Asgard.
“Marriage?!”
“Yes, you have several influential gods asking for your hand at the same time.”
After Odin sent Hunnin and Muninn to give the suitors the letters he called for his daughter to come to his throne room to inform her of what is going on.
“May I ask who they are from?”
“…You will see when they arrive.”
(Name) had to bite her tongue as she wanted to know who her suitors were, (Name) hoped it was from him and as just as she was imagining him her father cleared her throat to give her a warning.
“Do not let your brother Thor and cousin Loki know of this. They are to be kept in the dark about this until you’ve chosen your partner.”
“Yes sir.”
(Name) guessed it was because Thor wasn’t too keen on his younger sister marrying and Loki was unpredictable and there was no telling what he could do.
“Your first suitor will be here tomorrow. I went ahead and invited the one who I think is most suitable for you first.”
“Thank you father.”
With that, (Name) bowed her head wondering who the first suitor was and left Odin’s throne room. As she left, Hunnin and Muninn returned telling Odin that all five have agreed and would arrive on their said days.
Odin seemed rather pleased with the situation so far.
A beloved daughter was off to be married, while he was able to strengthen his position in that said pantheon. Keeping Loki and Thor away until a certain time and all would go well.
Imagine all the snk boys are at the beach doing their own thing until they see reader in a swimsuit and like they all try to get reader’s attention by doing that and this and the other.
Then they decide to have a volleyball competition and things get out of hand.
All the snk boys are trying their hardest to impress and like everyone is hitting the ball or serving rather seriously.
Then the snk girls join (because they like reader too) and it’s just ..getting out of hand.
(Name) wants to play too but everyone insists (Name) to simply watch and relax.
Everything goes on until Levi walks up to (Name) asking “why are you not playing?”
“They told me to simply relax dad.”
Everyone stops what they are doing after hearing (Name) call Levi ackerman dad.
“Well, it’s time for dinner. Hanji made your favorite dinner.”
(Name) tells everyone bye to which they say bye back, all thinking of how to impress Levi and Hanji for (Name)’s hand.
Armin was in his dorm room studying for an upcoming test, it was quiet until his door bursts open to see Connie panting up a storm.
“What’s wrong Connie?”
“Cafeteria! Now!”
Armin and Connie ran to the cafeteria to see a big group of students huddled up around something, not to mention they were arguing.
Armin pushed through crowd of people to see what was causing the commotion, a cute golden retriever with a nude smooth bra in his mouth.
“Oh my god, you weren’t lying Connie.”
“You didn’t believe me Armin, harsh.”
Connie played offended until Jean picks up the puppy who still had the bra in his mouth.
“Look, I don’t care who’s bra this is. Just come and get it so we can go back to normal.”
“But we said it’s none of us, Jean.”
“It has to be one of you Mikasa.”
Eren replied back to Mikasa then tried taking the bra away from the puppy but the puppy growled and Eren simply put his hands up.
“Why do you think it’s one of us? How do we know its not yours Eren?”
“Because I don’t wear bras Sasha, besides..”
Eren sniffed the bra and nodded much to Jean’s embarrassment.
“It’s definetly a woman’s. Nice smell too.”
“I worry about you Eren.”
Jean sighed as he gently pets the puppy belly.
“Well, he does get more pussy than a toilet seat. I’m sure he does know a thing or two about bras.”
Connie stated making Eren simply shrug, Reiner stepped up and looked at it.
“Eren is right, whoever the bra belongs to has to go here. See?”
“Ah, good assessment Reiner.”
Eren nodded as Reiner held up the tag on the bra that was made by a company that was for college girls or young girls.
“This is getting out of hand. Just throw the damn thing away.”
“Now wait Mikasa, that bra is expensive. Trust. I know. Let’s not throw it away.”
Ymir calmed Mikasa who simply sighed in response with blush on her face, Historia walked up to the bra and squinted her eyes.
“Well, it’s not mine.”
“It’s not mine either.”
Sasha examined the bra as well and so did Mikasa, Ymir and bunch of other college girls. Everyone was still causing a ruckus when the cafeteria doors open to see Erwin and Hanji.
“What’s the fuss about-“
The history teacher and gym teacher were in shock to see Jean holding a puppy with a bra in his mouth.
“What’s with you kids?”
“We are trying to find out whose bra this is.”
Hanji quickly walked over and tried to take the bra from the puppy but it growled and Hanji put her hands up in surrender.
“You are causing a ruckus over a bra?”
“Yes, we have to return it. It’s an expensive bra.”
Historia replies back to Erwin who was red in the face from embarrassment. Hanji examines the bra and then scratches her head.
“Well, it’s not mine. Erwin, what do we do?”
“I-Take it to the lost and found?”
“Good idea.”
“What’s going on?”
Connie and Armin jumped in freight to see Levi, Mike, And Kruger.
“Hey! This bra do you know who it belongs to?”
Hanji pointed at the puppy as all three men looked to see the bra. Kruger whispered a “oh my god” while turning away not wanting to be there.
“This is why you’re causing a commotion? A damn bra?”
“Not just any bra, it’s an expensive bra.”
Hanji replies back to Levi who shook his head in disbelief. Mike walked over and smelled the bra making Jean blush, Mike stood up and nodded his head.
“I know who the bra belongs too.”
“Who?!”
Everyone said in unison.
“I’m not saying. I think we should just put it in the lost and found.”
So, that is what they did. Granted, it took the teachers forever to get the bra out of the golden retriever’s mouth, but the teachers succeeded and Hanji managed to get a cute new friend.
The case of the bra was the talk of the college for days wondering who it belonged to since Mike wouldn’t say who it belonged to.
A week went by and Armin, Jean, Connie, and Eren were on their way to the to libary go finish a report and by passed the lost and found until Eren slicks his hair back and gets a smile on his face.
“(Name), what are you doing?”
The other boys stopped walking and walked over to (Name) who was a nervous wreck now.
“Oh. Hey guys.”
“What are you doing here (Name)-“
“Did you come to look at the famous bra?”
Eren teased making (Name) nod but she was still a bit nervous, Armin picked up on it and tried to change the subject.
“So, would you like to join us for a study session?”
“Yeah, we brought snacks.”
Jean added in, making (Name) smile at both Armin and Jean making them blush much to Eren’s dismay.
“Sure, I’ll join you guys in a second.”
“Say no more, we’ll be in the library.”
Connie dragged all three boys to the library, all three wanted to walk with (Name) to the libary but Connie figured (Name) needed privacy with the bra.
Finally, (Name) turned around and stuffed the bra in her bag. (Name) wouldn’t have even bothered showing up to get the bra if her lover didn’t want to see her in it again, plus it was a famous now.
That’s when (Name) received a text message from her lover on her phone saying:
“Did you get it?”
Sighing and walking out the lost and found to the library (Name) texted back saying, “I did. No more sex in the college park.”
(Name) remembered that the two had sex in the college park late at night, even the cute puppy was there. (Name) remembered the golden retriever being there as well, but it seemed her lover didn’t notice. (Name) received another text from her beloved and nearly dropped her phone reading the message,
“You’ll wear the bra for me tonight won’t you? It would make me happy if you did.”
Plot: Zeus adopts a baby and brings her in to Greek gods household, a problem emerges when the Greek gods fight over who is the “favorite” and chaos ensues in Valhalla.
Warnings: diaper changing
“Oh dear, what’s going on in here?”
Hermes entered (Name)’s room a infant who was crying while being held by the god of war who was doing everything he knew to calm his adorable sister.
“(Name) is upset. She just started to cry all of a sudden.”
“Hm, I’ll hold her for a bit.”
Hermes asked Ares a few questions as to what happened before she started crying and from he could gather she started crying out of the blue. Hermes knew better as he was now the one holding the still upset and crying infant.
“Perhaps she is tired, I can rock her to sleep. She likes me best after all.”
Ares proudly offered to rock (Name) to sleep, however Hermes wasn’t too fond of Ares statement as he smiled politely but Ares could tell Hermes was upset.
“What do you mean she likes you best?”
“Is everything okay in here?”
As if on cue Heracles had entered the room diffusing the tense atmosphere between Ares and Hermes. Hermes explained that their sister was upset about something and honestly if something wasn’t done soon Hades and Poseidon would arrive themselves.
Which wouldn’t be pretty.
“I think she’s upset because of her doll…Ares.”
“Doll?”
Ares tensed a bit at remembering what happened to the pretty doll the baby had but Ares had “lost it” weeks ago, Hermes wanted to know more about what happened to the doll but saw Heracles gently hold the crying baby with one arm with ease as the other held a little doll of Heracles.
A doll that was popular among children and some adults alike.
Both Hermes and Ares became green with envy as the baby stopped crying, then gave a hiccup and smiled that bright of smile of hers making Heracles smile as he would move the doll from side to side.
The three men made funny faces, gave her more dolls to play with, Hermes had an idea of making a doll for his sister and wasn’t going to share that information with his brothers. As the sun was starting go down their sister (Name) was fighting sleep.
The door opened to see a familiar person that made Ares straighten up, Hermes and Heracles were rather calm at seeing their uncle Hades entering the room. Everyone gave their respects as Hades walked over to Heracles who was holding a almost sleeping infant.
“Looks like she’s about to fall asleep. I’ll hold her now.”
Heracles would have usually denied anyone else but Heracles didn’t hesitate when it came to his uncle. Holding (Name) in his arms everyone crowded around as Hades sat down on the lounge couch gently rocking his niece to sleep rather quickly.
As if one intense deity wasn’t enough the door opened again to see Poseidon and his servant Proteus. Ares felt like the air had become tense once Poseidon entered the room, however Hades seemed okay with Poseidon being there.
“She’s sleeping again?”
“Babies sleep, Poseidon. Here, you hold her now.”
Hermes and Heracles watched closely as Hades handed over their sister who peacefully sleeping, Ever perfect the sea god held his niece with perfection.
The air that seemed to be tense to Ares seemed to wear off once Poseidon held his niece in his arms, that was until a flash went off. Hades had taken a picture of Poseidon holding (Name). Muttering a “Damn it. I though I took the flash off.” Before Hermes walked over to look at the picture smiling at how adorable the picture was, Poseidon seemed less than pleased.
“I see you finally updated.”
“Zeus wouldn’t stop insisting. Aphrodite too.”
“Look at how cute (Name) is.”
Heracles and Ares had managed to walk over and peek over Hades shoulder to look at the picture, Heracles was the one gave the compliment. Hades agreed before taking another picture only to have (Name)’s eyes open. A small “oops” left Hades with a rather sly smirk on his lips.
“See what you’ve done? She’s up now. No matter. Proteus bring in the gifts.”
“Of course, sir.”
“Gifts?”
Hermes, Ares, and Heracles said in unison not expecting The Poseidon to give gifts, Proteus came back with a rather wide box opening in it was a dolphin doll rather large in size and there was also a seashell rattle inside the box as well.
“Please accept this gift, lady (Name).”
Proteus offered to the baby while bowing his head Everyone heard the most adorable baby babble as she made grabby hands for the doll all the while Poseidon held her still.
In truth, the doll was bigger than her in size but it didn’t matter to the infant as she snuggled up to it. Hades took another picture of the sight with Poseidon getting a little irritated. However Poseidon’s irritation didn’t last long as Ares was hit in the forehead with a baby rattle sending the god stumbling on his back.
Everyone was a bit surprised except Poseidon at what just happened. Everyone hearing angry baby babble from (Name), Poseidon was the only to understand.
“She said that was for losing her doll. Idiot.”
“You can understand her?”
Hermes, Hades, Heracles asked rather amazed Poseidon could understand (Name)’s babbles.
“Of course, I am her favorite uncle after all.”
“Who’s her favorite brother?”
Hermes asked wanting to know as well as Heracles and Ares who now had red mark on his forehead. Unfortunately, Poseidon was unable to answer as Hades had a question of his own.
“Did she tell you that you were her favorite uncle?”
Hades seemed a bit irritated now while Poseidon was ever calm and collected, that is until everyone heard a grunt sound from (Name) as her cheeks puffed up and her eyebrows furrowed.
Poseidon, Hermes and Ares knew that face.
“Here, she’s yours.”
Poseidon quickly handed over the adorable baby girl to Hades who was a bit surprised.
“Let me know when you finished changing her.”
Poseidon.
“Gosh, look at the time.”
Hermes.
“My head is hurting, I’ll just go get this looked at.”
Ares.
All three had left the room in a hurry leaving Proteus, Hades and Heracles alone in the room. Muttering a “cowards” Hades made a mental note to scold them later.
“I can help change her Hades.”
“Thank you, Heracles. Glad to know you are not a coward.”
“Well I did have to clean the stables once in Zeus’ labor.”
“Well, use that brain of yours and help me out.”
Hades sighed in relief as he placed (Name) on the changing table only to pinch his nose and mutter a “Zeus owes me big time.”
While the answer of who was the favorite brother and uncles would have to wait one thing was certain, Hades was going to scold the three gods that left.
