Mar 14, 2022
"Right...a tinge of ass... GODDAMNIT"
- DM Pip
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"Right...a tinge of ass... GODDAMNIT"
- DM Pip
"That should be our party's goal, to get Jack high on kidn... Kidnap?! Catnip!!!"
- Rogue, OOC
"Love is a Sunk Cost Fallacy"
- Gram the Half-Orc
DM: How do you wanna do this?
Player: Straight down the middle!
DM: Straight down the middle, okay! That man has become two men!
"I am going to give you Inspiration for rolling around in the mud."
- DM Pip
Player: "Why did you roll with disadvantage?"
Me: "Tetanus."
"You will need crabs."
- DM Pip
DM: "The water feels soothing, if you had any wounds..." Player: "Wait did you say wounds or wombs?!" Me: "The water does not give you a hysterectomy!!!"