TTRPG Shenanigans Archive

Pine | Ze/Zir This is my archive of nonsense. My content tagged by campaign, reblogs/CritRole etc quotes tagged 'not mine'. Main blog: thesealfriend 💜

[dungeons-and-dumbassery]

"These kobolds do not have a hole that you can enter."

- DM Pip

[dungeonmapster]

Twisting Thicket [50x60]

As you make your way through the wood, between the tall trees on either side, you soon find a small clearing filled with the trill of birdsong. Corridors wind their way through the dense brush, and the babble of a stream nearby promises a refreshing drink, and perhaps more secrets tucked away in the wood should adventurers seek to explore it more fully.

This month's big battlemap, the Twisting Thicket, a woodland style "dungeon" winding between the greenery and nature, with a few little oddities that I wanted to include for an encounter with a strange fey or magical beast that's taken up residence in this forest.

This is the Public Release version of the map. Hi res, gridless, unwatermarked version available to patrons here.

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[dungeons-and-dumbassery]

Apparently I'm back on my fictional beverage bullshit!

My Cyberpunk GM said something about having badges or stickers for the fictional stimulant/Extreme Energy Drink my guy is beta-testing, not knowing quite how seriously I'm gonna take such an assignment >:)

[ID: three variants of a logo/label for an energy drink. All three feature a cartoon fly with graphically bulging eyes, with the product name "HyperFly" in stylised text across its back, and the slogan "find your buzz" curved above its head. The flavour name is below. The first image has a yellow background & the flavour "banana blast", the second is mint-green for "spearmint slap" and the third is orange for "mango mayhem".]

[dungeons-and-dumbassery]

"I do like it when...parts get severed."

- OOC player

[dungeons-and-dumbassery]

"I will roll for Vroom Vroom."

- My Shadowrun-playing friend who does not appreciate the rules of Shadowrun

[dungeons-and-dumbassery]

"I will roll for Vroom Vroom."

- My Shadowrun-playing friend who does not appreciate the rules of Shadowrun

[thesealfriend]

"Gender is a construct, and Constructs are agender."

- Pip

[dungeons-and-dumbassery]

I put this on my personal blog because it wasn't during a session, but it does belong here

[dungeons-and-dumbassery]

"The emotion of an ogre would register differently on a dog, I feel."

@asymmetrical-palindrome OOC

[dungeons-and-dumbassery]

"I do like the sound of Crab Time!"

@stanedyke as Major Minor

[stanedyke]

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[dungeons-and-dumbassery]

[dungeons-and-dumbassery]

"I do like the sound of Crab Time!"

@stanedyke as Major Minor

[dungeons-and-dumbassery]

"Okay, take... *rolls* 1 damage, and then heal... *rolls* 1 HP!"

DM Pip

[dungeons-and-dumbassery]

[dungeons-and-dumbassery]

Major Minor, Chihuahua Captain: "I don't have a spiteful bone in my body, I keep them all under my bed!" Me: "The bones or the bodies?!" Major Minor: "Yes."

[dungeons-and-dumbassery]

"Add the Foob to your inventory."

-DM Pip

[dungeons-and-dumbassery]

Me: "You have proficiency in Nipple!" Aspen: "What would you even roll for that?!" *the party discusses briefly and decides either Animal Handling or Acrobatics*

[dungeons-and-dumbassery]

"Behind you, reality shifts and closes like a sphincter!"

- DM Pip

[dungeons-and-dumbassery]

"Okay so I'm mage-handing the egg down the hole... oh come on that's one of the *least* silly sentences I've ever said in D&D!"

- Me, OOC